Neither Logical Nor Legal ;D ;D ???

Date: 13-01-2011 12:23 pm (14 years ago) | Author: ABIOLA ADERAYO ADEGBIJI
- at 13-01-2011 12:23 PM (14 years ago)
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A young Law student, having failed his Law exam,
goes up to his crusty old professor, who is
renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.


Student: "Sir, do you really understand
everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I
wouldn't be a professor, would I?"

Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will
accept my marks as they are. If you can't give me
the correct answer, however, you'll have to give
me an "A".

Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the
question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical
but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
 Huh?
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just
can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and
changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as
agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over
the question all afternoon, but still can’t get
the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his
brightest students and tells them he has a
really, really tough question to answer: "What is
legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal? "


To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment) ,
all the students immediately raise their hands.


"All right" says the professor, and asks his
favourite student to answer.


"It's quite easy, sir" says the student. "You see,
you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old
woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife
has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but
not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam
but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal nor logical !!!!!!"

Posted: at 13-01-2011 12:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Kristiantus at 13-01-2011 12:28 PM (14 years ago)
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illegal but logical joke...
boring..............
Posted: at 13-01-2011 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 13-01-2011 12:46 PM (14 years ago)
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kris see ya head
Posted: at 13-01-2011 12:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-01-2011 12:55 PM (14 years ago)
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what a logical joke that has no legal source.
Posted: at 13-01-2011 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-01-2011 01:53 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 13-01-2011 01:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 13-01-2011 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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funmi... kedu jare?
Posted: at 13-01-2011 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-01-2011 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 13-01-2011 02:17 PM
funmi... kedu jare?
am fine
nu?
happy nu yr
Posted: at 13-01-2011 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 13-01-2011 02:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on 13-01-2011 02:21 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 13-01-2011 02:17 PM
funmi... kedu jare?
am fine
nu?
happy nu yr
shame to you... Grin
Posted: at 13-01-2011 02:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-01-2011 03:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 13-01-2011 02:38 PM
Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on 13-01-2011 02:21 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 13-01-2011 02:17 PM
funmi... kedu jare?
am fine
nu?
happy nu yr
shame to you... Grin
Back to sender!!!
Posted: at 13-01-2011 03:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 14-01-2011 01:17 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-01-2011 01:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 16-01-2011 06:08 AM (14 years ago)
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@poster,
ur pant don tear oooo
i just see am for where u hang am oooo
no be say i look under
Posted: at 16-01-2011 06:08 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 16-01-2011 07:29 AM (14 years ago)
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bad boi
Posted: at 16-01-2011 07:29 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 16-01-2011 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 16-01-2011 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 16-01-2011 08:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 16-01-2011 07:29 AM
bad boi
na bad thing to look pant wey them dry for rope?
Posted: at 16-01-2011 08:00 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- elusakin at 17-01-2011 04:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Awesomely funny.
Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:32 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 17-01-2011 05:05 AM (14 years ago)
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abi?
Posted: at 17-01-2011 05:05 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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