L.O.L

Date: 11-11-2008 2:32 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Cephas Ogana
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- at 11-11-2008 02:32 PM (15 years ago)
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          A company owner was walking with two of his employees after a morning meeting heading to a restuarant for an early lunch.


     On the way they picked an old coin,none of them recognised,
     and as they cleaned it,
     a genie appeared and said:"Thankyou for letting me out,
     I was stuck in this coin for a thousand years.
     And for that i give u three wishes."
 
The first employee jumped to the offer and said:
"I have always wanted a world tour with my family,
living in the most expensive hotels and
with all expenses paid and loads of money to spend." 
              In a moment,he was whisked away.

without giving it much thought,the second employee said:"
I'd like to have a villa in the caribbean,
with loads of money that I never have to work again."
He too was whisked away to his wish.

             All that time,the boss stood there watchinh in disbelief.
When the genie asked him to make his wish,he said:
"I want those two idiots back in the office after lunch".

Posted: at 11-11-2008 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- methodman at 11-11-2008 02:51 PM (15 years ago)
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...lol
Posted: at 11-11-2008 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 11-11-2008 02:57 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL Grin Him love for his employees wicked die...hahaha. nice one
Posted: at 11-11-2008 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 11-11-2008 03:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 11-11-2008 02:57 PM
LOL Grin Him love for his employees wicked die...hahaha. nice one


the employer really wicked no be small...
Posted: at 11-11-2008 03:14 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 11-11-2008 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Na him love wey wicked pass Grin
Posted: at 11-11-2008 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 11-11-2008 04:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Maslow's hierachy of needs... The Boss really read principles of management wella...LOL
Posted: at 11-11-2008 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 11-11-2008 04:01 PM (15 years ago)
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the boss n proper naija man, very funny
Posted: at 11-11-2008 04:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 11-11-2008 04:04 PM (15 years ago)
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if na me be the employees, the genie go give me another wish oh
Posted: at 11-11-2008 04:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 11-11-2008 07:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 11-11-2008 04:01 PM
the boss n proper naija man, very funny

...No be lie my broz, the man na proper naija man.
probably,an Igbo man
Posted: at 11-11-2008 07:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 11-11-2008 07:14 PM (15 years ago)
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why him belle too bitter pass bitter leaf...fire burn all haters
Posted: at 11-11-2008 07:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 11-11-2008 08:14 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 11-11-2008 08:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 11-11-2008 08:20 PM (15 years ago)
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he kick your rice for ground?
Posted: at 11-11-2008 08:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 11-11-2008 08:35 PM (15 years ago)
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....d boss na incarnate of devil..I 4 no work with again..lol
Posted: at 11-11-2008 08:35 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 11-11-2008 08:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: methodman on 11-11-2008 08:35 PM
....d boss na incarnate of devil..I 4 no work with again..lol
but e don too late na Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-11-2008 08:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e4ma at 12-11-2008 12:26 AM (15 years ago)
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lol Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-11-2008 12:26 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 12-11-2008 05:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: methodman on 11-11-2008 07:05 PM
Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 11-11-2008 04:01 PM
the boss n proper naija man, very funny

...No be lie my broz, the man na proper naija man.
probably,an Igbo man

eehh... when dey talk of anything money, na ibo man una go make reference to... i don travel world wide places like hausa, yoruba, edo, calabar, cotonou, ghana etc. all these places i never see money pick for road where dem throw way bcos dem no like am.  Shocked Roll Eyes Shocked Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-11-2008 05:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 12-11-2008 11:14 AM (15 years ago)
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dem no suppose throw am na. but na igbo dey hustle for am pass Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-11-2008 11:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 12-11-2008 08:27 PM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Grin
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- grin_genius4lif at 12-11-2008 08:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: e4ma on 12-11-2008 12:26 AM
lol Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

funny  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-11-2008 08:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- karina at 13-11-2008 10:05 AM (15 years ago)
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such a wicked employer, he doesn't want the progress of his employees
Posted: at 13-11-2008 10:05 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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