"My rolex, my brand new rolex!"

Date: 17-01-2011 4:58 am (14 years ago) | Author: Felix Martins
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- at 17-01-2011 04:58 AM (14 years ago)
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A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door and knocking the lawyer to the ground. A passing police car pulled over.

As the policeman got out he heard the lawyer shouting, 'my mercedes, my brand new mercedes!" As the policeman approached he was shocked to notice the lawyer's right arm missing.

''Do you realize your arm is gone?'' asked the policeman?

The lawyer, stunned, began to scream,
"My rolex, my brand new rolex!"



Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:58 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- terryworld at 17-01-2011 06:55 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 17-01-2011 06:55 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- felixworld at 17-01-2011 07:25 AM (14 years ago)
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BIA TERRY - MIND YOURSELF THERE. BN D FIRST DUDE TO COMMENT HMN- You better take your time with this ur PB4
Posted: at 17-01-2011 07:25 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- shinapeters at 17-01-2011 08:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: felixworld on 17-01-2011 07:25 AM
BIA TERRY - MIND YOURSELF THERE. BN D FIRST DUDE TO COMMENT HMN- You better take your time with this ur PB4
lol
Posted: at 17-01-2011 08:46 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- denoski at 17-01-2011 09:38 AM (14 years ago)
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@TERRY must u comment even if its posted Bmillion cant u read and jus get out abi u dey find anoda WAYNE BRIDGE wife to poke
Posted: at 17-01-2011 09:38 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 17-01-2011 09:49 AM (14 years ago)
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@felix.thats d game here and u are a newbeans in dis site.

@donskey abi na donkey check my signature ''haters should pave way''
does it make any freaking meaning to u?

Posted: at 17-01-2011 09:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- denoski at 17-01-2011 09:56 AM (14 years ago)
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I hate nothing bt pple dat poke their friends wife ope ur not like ur name here
Posted: at 17-01-2011 09:56 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 17-01-2011 10:10 AM (14 years ago)
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yeah and dats becos i poked ur wife.

Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:10 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 17-01-2011 12:36 PM (14 years ago)
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So my honeybee, na so u dey do abi? No more tt 4 u..
Posted: at 17-01-2011 12:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolandrea at 17-01-2011 12:38 PM (14 years ago)
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So my honeybee, na so u dey do abi? No more tt 4 u..
Posted: at 17-01-2011 12:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 17-01-2011 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehe abeg na lie oo
he just dey lie 4 my head.
No tt 4 me abi? But i fit get 'oo'?

Posted: at 17-01-2011 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 17-01-2011 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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U no knw buk o.. No b t b4 o?
Posted: at 17-01-2011 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 17-01-2011 05:27 PM (14 years ago)
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na lie
o b4 t
if u can give o and take t
i go like am

Posted: at 17-01-2011 05:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 17-01-2011 05:44 PM (14 years ago)
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No more bm 4 u.. U don spoil finish*
Posted: at 17-01-2011 05:44 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 10:56 PM (14 years ago)
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hhhmmmm! some pple are corruptin me ooooooo
Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolandrea at 18-01-2011 10:11 AM (14 years ago)
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U wey ur nick name na corrupt, u stil dey talk...
Posted: at 18-01-2011 10:11 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 20-01-2011 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 17-01-2011 06:55 AM
pb4
Posted: at 20-01-2011 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chamming at 20-01-2011 01:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 17-01-2011 10:10 AM
yeah and dats becos i poked ur wife.

u did hahahahaha did u? i bet u if flourish get hold of her she's a dead meat.
Posted: at 20-01-2011 01:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-01-2011 01:50 PM (14 years ago)
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yepp i did and was even planning to go on the second missionary journey

Posted: at 20-01-2011 01:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Chamming at 20-01-2011 02:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 20-01-2011 01:50 PM
yepp i did and was even planning to go on the second missionary journey

wow and dats going 2 be a blast
Posted: at 20-01-2011 02:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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