LAWYER: SEND ME

 NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one catch - he couldn't return to Earth.

The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "One million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T."

The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million. "I want to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research." The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."

"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.

The lawyer replied, "If you give me $3 million, I'll give you $1 million, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the engineer."

Posted: at 17-01-2011 05:11 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

nice

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Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:08 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

perfect one i love it, it's kooooooolll

Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:56 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

seen b4

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Posted: at 17-01-2011 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

and??? i like it....nice one

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Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

niger with sense

Posted: at 18-01-2011 03:18 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

thanks bros,
nobody even know say this has been posted b4?

@poster
POSTED B4
but still funny

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Posted: at 22-01-2011 03:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

or physics

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Posted: at 22-01-2011 06:38 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

i like that

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Posted: at 22-01-2011 10:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 22-01-2011 10:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming