GOING TOO FAST

Date: 17-01-2011 5:25 am (13 years ago) | Author: Felix Martins
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- at 17-01-2011 05:25 AM (13 years ago)
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 In Texas, a policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.

"Not according to my radar," the officer replied.

"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.

"No you weren't!" the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said,

"Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."

 

Posted: at 17-01-2011 05:25 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- shinapeters at 17-01-2011 08:52 AM (13 years ago)
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snooping
Posted: at 17-01-2011 08:52 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 17-01-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4.
Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Dan_Fulani at 17-01-2011 10:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Oh No!........The wife let the cat out the bag.  Well she did what she had to do to
ensure a good night sleep without any fight with her husband......She is one resentful
lady. Hubby will get a trip to jail to sleep off the liquor and huge fine for DUI
(driving while intoxicated/driving under the influence)

dan fulani
Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 17-01-2011 10:37 AM (13 years ago)
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dnt worry il soon laff
Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- do4sure at 17-01-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago)
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The hubby better off in the jail than the morgue
Posted: at 17-01-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akabrandy at 17-01-2011 01:54 PM (13 years ago)
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realy dry
Posted: at 17-01-2011 01:54 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 17-01-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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nah wah ohh
Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 11:26 PM (13 years ago)
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guy y now
Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 17-01-2011 11:29 PM (13 years ago)
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seen b4... Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 18-01-2011 05:39 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 18-01-2011 05:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-01-2011 07:13 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-01-2011 07:13 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 18-01-2011 11:34 AM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 18-01-2011 11:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-01-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago)
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wetin?
Posted: at 18-01-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 18-01-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago)
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This is no joke*
Posted: at 18-01-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 18-01-2011 04:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Make i waka
Posted: at 18-01-2011 04:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolandrea at 18-01-2011 05:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Abeg run o*
Posted: at 18-01-2011 05:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 20-01-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 20-01-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-01-2011 12:53 PM (13 years ago)
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una well done oo
Posted: at 20-01-2011 12:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 20-01-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Thx
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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