selling Yam

Date: 11-11-2008 4:22 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 11-11-2008 04:22 PM (16 years ago)
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A pastor was going to church, along the way he came across a girl selling bread "bread, buy your sweet bread". He asked the girl "why should i buy your bread" the girl answered "because Jesus is the bread of life", the pastor was impressed and bought the bread. He saw another girl selling apples, and he asked her why he should buy her apples, and the girl replied "because i am the apple of God's eye". the pastor bought the apple. Later he saw a calabar man selling yam, he asked the man why he should buy his yam, the calabar man replied "because God says 'I YAM THAT I YAM'

Posted: at 11-11-2008 04:22 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- orezo at 11-11-2008 04:38 PM (16 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaah... very funny...LOL
Posted: at 11-11-2008 04:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 11-11-2008 04:53 PM (16 years ago)
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not new
Posted: at 11-11-2008 04:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- love_omotola at 12-11-2008 10:49 AM (16 years ago)
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@ rezimero...y are u against my jokes?
Posted: at 12-11-2008 10:49 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 12-11-2008 11:28 AM (16 years ago)
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i no dey against your jokes oh, i just say no be new joke
Posted: at 12-11-2008 11:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 12-11-2008 12:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Omotola rezi just speak im mind na!!!
Posted: at 12-11-2008 12:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 12-11-2008 12:10 PM (16 years ago)
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na my mind i speak oh
Posted: at 12-11-2008 12:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 12-11-2008 01:59 PM (16 years ago)
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Its new to me, and funny too. keep it up!

Posted: at 12-11-2008 01:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 12-11-2008 02:17 PM (16 years ago)
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Hahaha dats funny Smiley
Posted: at 12-11-2008 02:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 12-11-2008 03:02 PM (16 years ago)
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omot no mind, e dey jealous
Posted: at 12-11-2008 03:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 12-11-2008 03:15 PM (16 years ago)
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its new and funny to me....... just keep it up
Posted: at 12-11-2008 03:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chykah at 12-11-2008 03:20 PM (16 years ago)
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dis is too old and too dry
Posted: at 12-11-2008 03:20 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- mudiagaOsahon at 12-11-2008 03:34 PM (16 years ago)
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Those that say its too old should give us sometin new, instead of being critical
Posted: at 12-11-2008 03:34 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- abuhnature at 12-11-2008 03:50 PM (16 years ago)
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Its not funny!!! and does not make sense.
Posted: at 12-11-2008 03:50 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 12-11-2008 04:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Its very funny Joke...if it does not make sense then what is it?
Posted: at 12-11-2008 04:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 12-11-2008 08:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Chykah on 12-11-2008 03:20 PM
dis is too old and too dry
Shey naija hard so wey joke too old and too dry but you still dey alive..well u try... Cool
Posted: at 12-11-2008 08:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 12-11-2008 09:35 PM (16 years ago)
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grin grin grin Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 12-11-2008 09:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 12-11-2008 09:37 PM (16 years ago)
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rezimero...wetin.. make u vex make u go hang for tree, he no concern anybody
Posted: at 12-11-2008 09:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 12-11-2008 09:48 PM (16 years ago)
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i dey vex for the person wey put you for this condition Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 12-11-2008 09:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 12-11-2008 09:52 PM (16 years ago)
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ok carry go....shebi no be me Grin
Posted: at 12-11-2008 09:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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