While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here"?
"Naw," the man hollered back, "They ain't been around for years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators"?
"We didn't do nothing," the beachcomber said.
"Wow," said the tourist.
The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em."
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 21-01-2011 06:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Skypon2002 at 22-01-2011 10:07 AM (14 years ago) (m)
that means there is shark in the water eh? ok u tried
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 22-01-2011 10:07 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
xavexdo5 at 30-01-2011 04:09 PM (14 years ago) (m)
na me and you de go for surgery na or abi you don forget. the surgeon talk say na your nose dem go start with first because your own case no good at all at all. dem announce am for N.T.A oooo, even show our two face sef.
Posted: at 30-01-2011 04:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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