This kid knows the answer!

Date: 23-01-2011 5:47 am (13 years ago) | Author: Felix Martins
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- at 23-01-2011 05:47 AM (13 years ago)
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 One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and I'll give you the $2."

As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business!"


 

Posted: at 23-01-2011 05:47 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- shinapeters at 23-01-2011 07:21 PM (13 years ago)
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money money money!!!
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 23-01-2011 09:53 PM (13 years ago)
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ee no sweet abeg!!!! Angry Angry Angry

@shinapeters, how nah Kiss
Posted: at 23-01-2011 09:53 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sixtyhoneyy at 23-01-2011 09:56 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Tongue Cool
Posted: at 23-01-2011 09:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xavexdo5 at 23-01-2011 10:16 PM (13 years ago)
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warris dis
Posted: at 23-01-2011 10:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2011 07:47 AM (13 years ago)
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a joke of course!!
Posted: at 24-01-2011 07:47 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- shinapeters at 24-01-2011 01:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 23-01-2011 09:53 PM
ee no sweet abeg!!!! Angry Angry Angry

@shinapeters, how nah Kiss
am fine dear.... i'm missing u.
Posted: at 24-01-2011 01:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 24-01-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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joke is joke
Posted: at 24-01-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- opzy4real at 24-01-2011 04:02 PM (13 years ago)
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the guy na economist, he doesnt want to be worse-off
Posted: at 24-01-2011 04:02 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- kasiemobi at 24-01-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago)
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dis 1 na economic joke
Posted: at 24-01-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 24-01-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago)
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wait make hitler catch that  boy.......
Posted: at 24-01-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 24-01-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
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no na abacha go treat d guy better
Posted: at 24-01-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 25-01-2011 12:22 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: shinapeters on 24-01-2011 01:45 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 23-01-2011 09:53 PM
ee no sweet abeg!!!! Angry Angry Angry

@shinapeters, how nah Kiss
am fine dear.... i'm missing u.
really?
 Grin
same wit me
Posted: at 25-01-2011 12:22 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Chamming at 26-01-2011 03:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 23-01-2011 09:53 PM
ee no sweet abeg!!!! Angry Angry Angry

@shinapeters, how nah Kiss

As he no sweet put sugar na make he sweet
Posted: at 26-01-2011 03:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 26-01-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago)
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ok na
Posted: at 26-01-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 27-01-2011 08:16 PM (13 years ago)
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9ce joke
Posted: at 27-01-2011 08:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akabrandy at 27-01-2011 08:46 PM (13 years ago)
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dis is so not funy at all
Posted: at 27-01-2011 08:46 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- deguzman at 28-01-2011 06:07 AM (13 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 28-01-2011 06:07 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 28-01-2011 04:07 PM (13 years ago)
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laugh is laugh
Posted: at 28-01-2011 04:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dramundu at 28-01-2011 05:01 PM (13 years ago)
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even kid lyk money. ha this world corrupt.
Posted: at 28-01-2011 05:01 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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