Pecans In The Cemetery

Date: 12-11-2008 5:13 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Sam ISHAYA
- at 12-11-2008 05:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Pecans In The Cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.  One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me.  One for you, one for me," said one boy.  Two dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle.  As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate.  Sure enough, he heard,
"One for you, one for me.  One for you, one for me."
He just knew what it was.  He jumped back on his bike and rode off.  Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard!  Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."
The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."  When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery.  Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me.  One for you, one for me..."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord."  Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see
anything.
The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all.
Now, those Two nuts by the fence, One for you, One for me.

The old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes
ahead of the boy on the bike.

Posted: at 12-11-2008 05:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 12-11-2008 06:33 PM (16 years ago)
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ancient and archaic joke Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 12-11-2008 06:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 12-11-2008 06:43 PM (16 years ago)
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Hehehe... Just seen it... Funny sha!!!
Posted: at 12-11-2008 06:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yeye89 at 12-11-2008 06:45 PM (16 years ago)
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nice one

Posted: at 12-11-2008 06:45 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 12-11-2008 07:30 PM (16 years ago)
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THIS IS SUPERB...HE FUNNY DIE
Posted: at 12-11-2008 07:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 19-11-2008 01:55 AM (16 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked nice 1  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-11-2008 01:55 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- size1 at 11-06-2009 06:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 14-06-2009 11:50 PM (15 years ago)
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funny

Posted: at 14-06-2009 11:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 15-06-2009 12:48 AM (15 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 15-06-2009 12:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 15-06-2009 02:02 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 15-06-2009 02:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 15-06-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Somtin like dis pb4. Nt funy.
Posted: at 15-06-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SexyJuly at 15-06-2009 04:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Heard it before. Old skul joke!
Posted: at 15-06-2009 04:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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