STUPID QUESTION/ANSWERS

At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.
 
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
 
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

 
In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
 
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
 
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.
 
At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
 
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
 
At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
 
Stupid Question:-Is ! The "Plantain Porridge" dish good??
 
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
 
At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:- Mike, Chike, you've become so big.
 
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself
 
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
 
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
 
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
 
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
 
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... .. LOL

Posted: at 13-11-2008 10:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sure it quite interesting but one thing i wasn't sure of is that is it a recitation or a joke
pls am not discouraging u ... after all onyi9ja have been giving us good jpkes
suddenly she has turn to poems
WHY?

Posted: at 13-11-2008 10:19 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

u sure say u sabi wetin be poems at all...??

Posted: at 13-11-2008 10:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahahaaaa...u dey mind am, na those kan yeye questions wey e dey ask...

Posted: at 13-11-2008 11:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Good whatever! but Orezo, y did you change your pix?

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Posted: at 13-11-2008 03:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u turn ur head put for one corner for this pix.. orezo...

Posted: at 14-11-2008 12:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

another stupid question that requires a stupid answer

Posted: at 14-11-2008 09:49 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

orezo na wake up oh, e still dey sleep

Posted: at 15-11-2008 09:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

orezo get hang-over na e make am still dey sleep till now...

Posted: at 18-11-2008 08:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@hhmm... SATISFY???... orezo go fit...??

Posted: at 18-11-2008 09:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac