lie detector

One day Kyle's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in thatit could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

Kyle returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why

are you late from school?"

Kyle answered, "Dad, we had extra classes today".

Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Kyle on his

face.

His dad told him, "Son this robot is special in that it can detect a lie

and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth.

Why are you late?"

"Dad, I went to a movie"

"Which movie?"

"The Ten Commandments"

Immediately, Kyle got another slap on the face from the robot.

"Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen".

"Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or

misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the

robot.

Hearing the last sentence, Kyle's mother comes walking out of the

kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, "After all he is YOUR

son!!!"

To which the robot steps up and gives Kyle's mother a resounding slap on

her face!!!

Posted: at 13-11-2008 10:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Good Job! size 1... Now u make me laff...LOL

Posted: at 13-11-2008 12:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

...very funny,

..I'm sure if he sees even a toy robot in the shop next time,instead of buying he'd shout ,"blood of Jesus." and runaway.

By the time the robot finishes with them...they'd all go 2 heaven without any other judgement.

Posted: at 13-11-2008 03:56 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 14-11-2008 02:39 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac