Farting : A crime in malawi? (Page 2)

Date: 28-01-2011 1:34 pm (13 years ago) | Author: T Musowoya
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- pearl122 at 28-01-2011 09:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 28-01-2011 09:19 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- youjoy at 28-01-2011 10:07 PM (13 years ago)
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did i just hear you say in warri moniconyez that's were you get it all wrong, is the yoruba because after you mess they we greet you
Posted: at 28-01-2011 10:07 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- ajanni at 28-01-2011 10:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: tmusowoya on 28-01-2011 01:34 PM
People who enjoy fouling the air will be prosecuted if the Malawian Parliament passes the Local Courts Bill of 2010.

Surely, can this be a crime?



http://www.nyasatimes.com/national/farting-to-be-punishable-by-local-courts.html


ok
Posted: at 28-01-2011 10:26 PM (13 years ago) | Grande Master
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- harold634 at 28-01-2011 11:12 PM (13 years ago)
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malawi government 4 use padlock lock their people yansh make dem no even de shit again talkless of mess. make their government officials come abroad come see how oyinbo take de use mess they play. instead make dem de happy say their people de fit mess well well, now it turn to offence. GOD go warn dem from heaven ooo useless government.
Posted: at 28-01-2011 11:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- washie at 28-01-2011 11:30 PM (13 years ago)
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This is a joke.....................
Posted: at 28-01-2011 11:30 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- larryjones1962 at 28-01-2011 11:45 PM (13 years ago)
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that should be the laws in jos
Posted: at 28-01-2011 11:45 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- macto at 29-01-2011 12:03 AM (13 years ago)
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If the lawmakers consider farting in Malawi a crime,they should find
something else to keep themselves busy.
Posted: at 29-01-2011 12:03 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- missKalu at 29-01-2011 12:15 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-01-2011 12:15 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- apprehended at 29-01-2011 01:36 AM (13 years ago)
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no lie
Posted: at 29-01-2011 01:36 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- uprising at 29-01-2011 08:05 AM (13 years ago)
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see me see wahala to remove excess gas now don become wahala
Posted: at 29-01-2011 08:05 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Malachi09 at 29-01-2011 08:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Na wa o..

Posted: at 29-01-2011 08:35 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lanudja at 29-01-2011 08:52 AM (13 years ago)
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Farting is a natural thing, its passing out waste in form of gas jst like going to d toilet to pass out waste. God has destine it to be like that... Asking them nt to do it is like also asking the nt to go to d toilet and it might lead to ill health and even death.
Posted: at 29-01-2011 08:52 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- simele at 29-01-2011 09:34 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on 28-01-2011 02:40 PM
See wahala oh!!!
buh mess no get toilet ohh!!!
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na really wahala but they forget that is call of the nature
Posted: at 29-01-2011 09:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- purityjustice at 29-01-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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IMPOSSIBLE
Posted: at 29-01-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NjeziIyke at 29-01-2011 11:33 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on 28-01-2011 01:59 PM
That can be crime, depends on the kind of food people in that country is eating, Bad and unhealthy foods is just the same like Poison, when such people will mistakenly fart in the river........ is likely gonna kill many fishes in that river, including shark Grin
You no just serious at all Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2011 11:33 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Adikpe at 29-01-2011 12:27 PM (13 years ago)
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So mess na crime now?
Posted: at 29-01-2011 12:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kyensco87 at 29-01-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago)
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imagine not bein able to mess jst bcos olupka fit catch u...na wa 4 som countries o.
Posted: at 29-01-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Pointzero at 29-01-2011 04:33 PM (13 years ago)
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lwkmd,lmao,lol

Posted: at 29-01-2011 04:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bali4real at 29-01-2011 08:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blings_is_back on 28-01-2011 02:07 PM
its ok becos so many ppl in malawi has expired anus.... so when they fart the thing dey smell reach 2 weeks
brrrooooooooooooooooos!e be like say u don dey there b4 baaa! Shocked Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2011 08:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bali4real at 29-01-2011 08:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: tmusowoya on 28-01-2011 01:34 PM
People who enjoy fouling the air will be prosecuted if the Malawian Parliament passes the Local Courts Bill of 2010.

Surely, can this be a crime?



http://www.nyasatimes.com/national/farting-to-be-punishable-by-local-courts.html
dey4 impliment am 4 9ja too.some peolple mess  dey be like biological weapon. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2011 08:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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