short n funny

Date: 28-01-2011 8:59 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
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- at 28-01-2011 08:59 PM (13 years ago)
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A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:

- Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
- Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there's going to be an investigation!


Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used to be up and out for his morning walk at 5 am.
Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England




Posted: at 28-01-2011 08:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- DaCutest at 28-01-2011 09:12 PM (13 years ago)
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TEACHER; I KILLED A PERSON" COVERT THIS SENTENCE INTO FURTURE TENSE.
STUDENT: THE FURTURE TENSE IS "YOU WILL GO TO JAIL

Posted: at 28-01-2011 09:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 28-01-2011 09:16 PM (13 years ago)
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TEACHER; I KILLED A PERSON" COVERT THIS SENTENCE INTO FURTURE TENSE.
STUDENT: THE FURTURE TENSE IS "YOU WILL GO TO JAIL

Posted: at 28-01-2011 09:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 28-01-2011 09:57 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehhe
u too much gul
Posted: at 28-01-2011 09:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- PAJEY at 28-01-2011 11:01 PM (13 years ago)
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dis 1 no move me
Posted: at 28-01-2011 11:01 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- nellkiss at 29-01-2011 12:17 AM (13 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 29-01-2011 12:17 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 29-01-2011 12:28 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: PAJEY on 28-01-2011 11:01 PM
dis 1 no move me

cos is U
 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 29-01-2011 12:28 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-01-2011 01:11 AM (13 years ago)
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ok dis wan na yoke

Posted: at 29-01-2011 01:11 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 29-01-2011 09:30 AM (13 years ago)
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sweetie 2 of it have been pb4 but u tried

Posted: at 29-01-2011 09:30 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-01-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: PAJEY on 28-01-2011 11:01 PM
dis 1 no move me

at all, at alll Grin

Posted: at 29-01-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-01-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago)
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poster, may be u will try again later, ok?
this has been posted b4 Sad

Posted: at 29-01-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 29-01-2011 10:51 AM (13 years ago)
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gbammmmmmmm
Posted: at 29-01-2011 10:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dramundu at 29-01-2011 08:58 PM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 29-01-2011 08:58 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- rosiegirl2 at 29-01-2011 10:55 PM (13 years ago)
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keep trying, Smiley ur jokez r gud
Posted: at 29-01-2011 10:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 30-01-2011 12:30 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-01-2011 12:30 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 30-01-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago)
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xavesdo5 ur face dey cause network failure ooooo Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-01-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 30-01-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago)
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HAHAHA Grin

Posted: at 30-01-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 30-01-2011 03:28 PM (13 years ago)
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 30-01-2011 02:46 PM
xavesdo5 ur face dey cause network failure ooooo Grin Grin


na true,i dey see him face before but i dey fear to talk,
that face can cause more than network failure e fit cause heart failure too.
Posted: at 30-01-2011 03:28 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 30-01-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago)
Quote from: xavexdo5 on 30-01-2011 12:30 AM
ok


oboy for face don cause net work probrom oooooooo
i no see river again not even skypon,
my man no give net work .you correct man.
Posted: at 30-01-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Riverniger1 at 30-01-2011 07:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 30-01-2011 03:38 PM
Quote from: xavexdo5 on 30-01-2011 12:30 AM
ok


oboy for face don cause net work probrom oooooooo
i no see river again not even skypon,
my man no give net work .you correct man.


i don land ooooooo Grin

Posted: at 30-01-2011 07:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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