I had three girlfriends, but wasn't sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one went out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and comes back to my place and says, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." I was very touched and aroused, and we had lots of great sex.
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and brings them back to me as gifts. This sweet girl looked into my eyes and said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." I watched my new television with great enjoyment!
The third one takes the $5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returns the original $5000 to me and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." She has enough to buy me a new boat.
I thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
Posted: at 14-11-2008 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
orezo make i check ur dic naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............ooooooooooooooooooooh sorry ur dictionary lol sure sy i go see am ur dic big soooooooooooooooooo sorry dictionary lol hpe say na big and beta one u get
Posted: at 14-11-2008 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
rezimero at 14-11-2008 05:44 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: amici on 14-11-2008 05:10 PM
Quote from: orezo on 14-11-2008 04:41 PM
check dic... sorry check dictionary...LOL
orezo make i check ur dic naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............ooooooooooooooooooooh sorry ur dictionary lol sure sy i go see am ur dic big soooooooooooooooooo sorry dictionary lol hpe say na big and beta one u get
baaaaaaaaaaaad girl, with baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad mind orezo careful oh dem fit rape you oh
Posted: at 14-11-2008 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
orezo make i check ur dic naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............ooooooooooooooooooooh sorry ur dictionary lol sure sy i go see am ur dic big soooooooooooooooooo sorry dictionary lol hpe say na big and beta one u get
Damn this gal is dab gal....see, what she wrote....well...the joke ends abnormal.....it suppose to contain at least four more lines before it ends.
Posted: at 14-11-2008 08:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 14-11-2008 09:03 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 14-11-2008 08:44 PM
Quote from: amici on 14-11-2008 05:10 PM
Quote from: orezo on 14-11-2008 04:41 PM
check dic... sorry check dictionary...LOL
orezo make i check ur dic naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............ooooooooooooooooooooh sorry ur dictionary lol sure sy i go see am ur dic big soooooooooooooooooo sorry dictionary lol hpe say na big and beta one u get
Damn this gal is dab gal....see, what she wrote....well...the joke ends abnormal.....it suppose to contain at least four more lines before it ends.
you wan merix(sorry remix) the joke?
Posted: at 14-11-2008 09:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Jboy4shezo at 14-11-2008 09:29 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Orezo this kind of opportunity just dey come once in a life time, abeg make beta use of am ko. U know say if u show am(amici) ur dic and im make sense u suppose know wetin go happen after. I trust u sha
Posted: at 14-11-2008 09:29 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Orezo this kind of opportunity just dey come once in a life time, abeg make beta use of am ko. U know say if u show am(amici) ur dic and im make sense u suppose know wetin go happen after. I trust u sha
Inside, ur mind he be dirty. The gal too is bad....
@rezimero...This joke aint need merix it just have to be retouched u know
Posted: at 14-11-2008 09:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
watin naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no be orezo say make i go check dic oooooooooooooooooh sorry dictionary, as i no get the one wen i go check na bad thing if he borrow me his dic sorry oooooooooooooooooooh dictionary na only 2 mint to check 4 the word wen i dey lok for orezo no be so abi u want make we find the work 4 one hur lolollol
Posted: at 14-11-2008 09:46 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
watin naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no be orezo say make i go check dic oooooooooooooooooh sorry dictionary, as i no get the one wen i go check na bad thing if he borrow me his dic sorry oooooooooooooooooooh dictionary na only 2 mint to check 4 the word wen i dey lok for orezo no be so abi u want make we find the work 4 one hur lolollol
Baby u re trying keep up...u gonna be a superstar..but wen u re typing try to put punctuations like coma, full stop....or u see how i separate with dots...........eh en and try to write few words...u are just gibbering..lon ok?
Posted: at 14-11-2008 09:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 14-11-2008 09:54 PM
Quote from: amici on 14-11-2008 09:46 PM
watin naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no be orezo say make i go check dic oooooooooooooooooh sorry dictionary, as i no get the one wen i go check na bad thing if he borrow me his dic sorry oooooooooooooooooooh dictionary na only 2 mint to check 4 the word wen i dey lok for orezo no be so abi u want make we find the work 4 one hur lolollol
Baby u re trying keep up...u gonna be a superstar..but wen u re typing try to put punctuations like coma, full stop....or u see how i separate with dots...........eh en and try to write few words...u are just gibbering..lon ok?
bros ur head dey touch, if i rite plenty na ur hand abi a ur computer. u no go skul, if i no put punctuation marks ur head no fit tell u were and wen to put the marks. see this you they form english teacher. no be say u sabi the english
Posted: at 14-11-2008 11:40 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 14-11-2008 09:54 PM
Quote from: amici on 14-11-2008 09:46 PM
watin naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no be orezo say make i go check dic oooooooooooooooooh sorry dictionary, as i no get the one wen i go check na bad thing if he borrow me his dic sorry oooooooooooooooooooh dictionary na only 2 mint to check 4 the word wen i dey lok for orezo no be so abi u want make we find the work 4 one hur lolollol
Baby u re trying keep up...u gonna be a superstar..but wen u re typing try to put punctuations like coma, full stop....or u see how i separate with dots...........eh en and try to write few words...u are just gibbering..lon ok?
bros ur head dey touch, if i rite plenty na ur hand abi a ur computer. u no go skul, if i no put punctuation marks ur head no fit tell u were and wen to put the marks. see this you they form english teacher. no be say u sabi the english
bros ur head dey touch, if i rite plenty na ur hand abi a ur computer. u no go skul, if i no put punctuation marks ur head no fit tell u were and wen to put the marks. see you, they form english teacher. no be say u sabi the english
Posted: at 14-11-2008 11:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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