GENEROUS LAWYER

Date: 02-02-2011 1:07 pm (13 years ago) | Author: OLASUMBO BASHIR
- at 2-02-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Posted: at 2-02-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- omotoyosolabisi at 2-02-2011 01:23 PM (13 years ago)
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SOMBY or SUMBY Huh? Huh? Huh? Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-02-2011 01:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 2-02-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago)
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I THINK IS BOTH
Posted: at 2-02-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 2-02-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: uchechrs on  2-02-2011 01:28 PM
I THINK IS BOTH




 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-02-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 2-02-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
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na wa for US lawyers oo 9ja lawyer hmmm are generous abi na lie?
Posted: at 2-02-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 2-02-2011 11:15 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy :Dcool Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 2-02-2011 11:15 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 2-02-2011 11:26 PM (13 years ago)
@poster,this one na generous topic Wink Wink
Posted: at 2-02-2011 11:26 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 3-02-2011 08:11 AM (13 years ago)
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for a generous reader Grin

Posted: at 3-02-2011 08:11 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 04:22 PM (13 years ago)
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You try!
Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 3-02-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
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try wetin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 3-02-2011 04:27 PM (13 years ago)
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i no even laugh Angry Angry

Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 3-02-2011 04:30 PM (13 years ago)
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no mind them
Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:30 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Make i mind you abi?
Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 3-02-2011 04:53 PM (13 years ago)
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noooooooooooo, abe i dey sleep
Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 09:13 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on  3-02-2011 04:27 PM
i no even laugh Angry Angry

plus including me Grin
i no laff

Posted: at 4-02-2011 09:13 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 09:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: uchechrs on  3-02-2011 04:53 PM
noooooooooooo, abe i dey sleep

u dey fly Grin

Posted: at 4-02-2011 09:15 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jaolab at 4-02-2011 12:47 PM (13 years ago)
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i laugh small
Posted: at 4-02-2011 12:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 5-02-2011 02:38 AM (13 years ago)
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u no suppose to laff plenty nah Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-02-2011 02:38 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- soki4real at 5-02-2011 02:43 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-02-2011 09:13 AM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on  3-02-2011 04:27 PM
i no even laugh Angry Angry

plus including me Grin
i no laff

bring ur mouth i won padlock ahm
Posted: at 5-02-2011 02:43 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 7-02-2011 12:53 PM (13 years ago)
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u wan padlock my mouth?
u no want make i kiss my babe again? Grin

Posted: at 7-02-2011 12:53 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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