MY RULES

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not.

Posted: at 3-02-2011 12:47 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

yeah.....i  like that

Posted: at 3-02-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

no wahala you are welcome

Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Make i just pass>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na him be say the man go leave him prick for him wife
so that once it is 7pm she go use am

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Posted: at 4-02-2011 03:30 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Abeg if the guy miss to come home by seven, make you just call me ok.

Posted: at 4-02-2011 03:35 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

hmmm u tried

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Posted: at 4-02-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

not bad

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Posted: at 4-02-2011 07:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac