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Date: 03-02-2011 1:39 am (13 years ago) | Author: micheal emeka
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- at 3-02-2011 01:39 AM (13 years ago)
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a guy walked up to a girl beside a pool  and said "hello pretty can i THOUGHT YOU HOW TO SWAM? the girl looked up at him and started laughing..the guy became confused..but the girl stopped laughing and  said "DON@T WORRY I HAVE ALREADY SABI..what a blonder

Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:39 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 04:33 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-02-2011 05:59 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 3-02-2011 05:59 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 3-02-2011 06:03 PM (13 years ago)
Watin con happen,after then Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 3-02-2011 06:03 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 3-02-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  3-02-2011 06:03 PM
Watin con happen,after then Huh? Huh? Huh?
na everything dey go tell u? Angry Angry Angry
kuku go there go find out for ursef nah!  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 3-02-2011 08:29 PM (13 years ago)
Quote from: Abolore05 on  3-02-2011 08:27 PM
Quote from: emejuru on  3-02-2011 06:03 PM
Watin con happen,after then Huh? Huh? Huh?
na everything dey go tell u? Angry Angry Angry
kuku go there go find out for ursef nah!  Grin Grin Grin
watin dey laugh you?
pass comot here, Smiley
Posted: at 3-02-2011 08:29 PM (13 years ago) |
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- sixtyhoneyy at 3-02-2011 08:31 PM (13 years ago)
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old jok
Posted: at 3-02-2011 08:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 3-02-2011 11:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on  3-02-2011 08:27 PM
Quote from: emejuru on  3-02-2011 06:03 PM
Watin con happen,after then Huh? Huh? Huh?
na everything dey go tell u? Angry Angry Angry
kuku go there go find out for ursef nah!  Grin Grin Grin
Grin Grin Grin
give am the address nah! Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 3-02-2011 11:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 3-02-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago)
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@poster,
u sure say no be ur english be that?

what a grammatical blunder Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sboy4you at 4-02-2011 08:16 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmm some people head na dico self
Posted: at 4-02-2011 08:16 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 5-02-2011 01:57 AM (13 years ago)
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like who and who?
but i know say ur head follow ooooooo Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-02-2011 01:57 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- soki4real at 5-02-2011 02:21 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sboy4you on  4-02-2011 08:16 AM
hmmm some people head na dico self

is that how your papa curse you for house ? Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-02-2011 02:21 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 7-02-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago)
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no mind am
him no get respect for elders again Angry Angry
Posted: at 7-02-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blazingdiamond at 7-02-2011 01:37 PM (13 years ago)
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wat a joke
Posted: at 7-02-2011 01:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 12-02-2011 10:14 AM (13 years ago)
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9ce 1
Posted: at 12-02-2011 10:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 12-02-2011 10:17 AM (13 years ago)
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cool joke
Posted: at 12-02-2011 10:17 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Teeteeylaryor at 12-02-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago)
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okay good
Posted: at 12-02-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandra-marbel at 12-02-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago)
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NICE ONE DEAR!!!!
Posted: at 12-02-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 12-02-2011 12:25 PM (13 years ago)
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ur english iz poor poster
Posted: at 12-02-2011 12:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Freesmile at 12-02-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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