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![-]( "yuu12") yuu12 at 3-02-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago)  (m)
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!
Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.
Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.
Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog
Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass
Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone ! | Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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Q: What is this? A: Yoke | Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "uchechrs") uchechrs at 3-02-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago) (m) i dont understand, WHAT IS THIS PLEASE? | Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]() at 3-02-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago) ![]() i dont understand, WHAT IS THIS PLEASE?
ask mr poster. | Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "uchechrs") uchechrs at 3-02-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) (m) ok na, poster please help us | Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 3-02-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) (m) nonsense post
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "belogh") belogh at 3-02-2011 03:10 PM (13 years ago) (m) Terry talk am for me...i tried to laugh but no way......i could not hmmmmmmmmmm some people tooo ooooo | Posted: at 3-02-2011 03:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 03:14 AM (13 years ago) (m) yuff 12 don post again oooooo 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 4-02-2011 03:14 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 03:15 AM (13 years ago) (m) i dont understand, WHAT IS THIS PLEASE?
na q and a him call am oooo 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 4-02-2011 03:15 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "miramax") miramax at 4-02-2011 03:23 AM (13 years ago) (f) Running | Posted: at 4-02-2011 03:23 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Running
well...,,i just ran | Posted: at 4-02-2011 11:28 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 5-02-2011 12:44 AM (13 years ago) (m) Running
see this fine babe ooooo how u dey nah? i hope say nobody don toast u? 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 5-02-2011 12:44 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "soki4real") soki4real at 5-02-2011 02:59 AM (13 years ago) (m) Terry talk am for me...i tried to laugh but no way......i could not hmmmmmmmmmm some people tooo ooooo
if u won laf go basket mouth show | Posted: at 5-02-2011 02:59 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "DonTouch") DonTouch at 5-02-2011 03:45 AM (13 years ago) (m) have u taken ur drugs cos u r going insane
everything about me is u and u know it | Posted: at 5-02-2011 03:45 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "kaycee22") kaycee22 at 5-02-2011 07:10 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!
Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.
Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.
Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog
Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass
Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !
Q; Who is diz? A; yuu 12 the mumu posta. | Posted: at 5-02-2011 07:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Dontouch, dat question sims very important comcerning mr poster. | Posted: at 5-02-2011 07:18 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "nellkiss") nellkiss at 5-02-2011 11:06 PM (13 years ago) (f) Q: was i here? A: no never | Posted: at 5-02-2011 11:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "soki4real") soki4real at 6-02-2011 01:22 AM (13 years ago) (m) have u taken ur drugs cos u r going insane
Ask your grand pa | Posted: at 6-02-2011 01:22 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "MrDon") MrDon at 6-02-2011 04:14 PM (13 years ago) (m) gud one poster | Posted: at 6-02-2011 04:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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