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Date: 03-02-2011 1:19 pm (11 years ago) | Author: olawunmi abiodun
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- at 3-02-2011 01:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !

Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:19 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- omotoyosolabisi at 3-02-2011 01:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Q: What is this?

A: Yoke
Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 3-02-2011 01:25 PM (11 years ago)
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i dont understand, WHAT IS THIS PLEASE?
Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:25 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 3-02-2011 01:59 PM (11 years ago)
Quote from: uchechrs on  3-02-2011 01:25 PM
i dont understand, WHAT IS THIS PLEASE?

ask mr poster.
Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:59 PM (11 years ago) |
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- uchechrs at 3-02-2011 02:11 PM (11 years ago)
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ok na, poster please help us
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:11 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 02:43 PM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 3-02-2011 02:51 PM (11 years ago)
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nonsense post

Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- belogh at 3-02-2011 03:10 PM (11 years ago)
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Terry talk am for me...i tried to laugh but no way......i could not hmmmmmmmmmm some people tooo ooooo
Posted: at 3-02-2011 03:10 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 03:14 AM (11 years ago)
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yuff 12 don post again oooooo
 Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 4-02-2011 03:14 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 03:15 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: uchechrs on  3-02-2011 01:25 PM
i dont understand, WHAT IS THIS PLEASE?

na q and a him call am oooo Shocked

Posted: at 4-02-2011 03:15 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- miramax at 4-02-2011 03:23 AM (11 years ago)
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Running
Posted: at 4-02-2011 03:23 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sandra-marbel at 4-02-2011 11:28 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: miramax on  4-02-2011 03:23 AM
Running
well...,,i just ran
Posted: at 4-02-2011 11:28 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 5-02-2011 12:44 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: miramax on  4-02-2011 03:23 AM
Running

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
see this fine babe ooooo
how u dey nah?

i hope say nobody don toast u? Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-02-2011 12:44 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- soki4real at 5-02-2011 02:59 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: belogh on  3-02-2011 03:10 PM
Terry talk am for me...i tried to laugh but no way......i could not hmmmmmmmmmm some people tooo ooooo

if u won laf go basket mouth show
Posted: at 5-02-2011 02:59 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DonTouch at 5-02-2011 03:45 AM (11 years ago)
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have u taken ur drugs cos u r going insane

Posted: at 5-02-2011 03:45 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- kaycee22 at 5-02-2011 07:10 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: yuu12 on  3-02-2011 01:19 PM


Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !
Q; Who is diz?
A; yuu 12 the mumu posta.
Posted: at 5-02-2011 07:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- temzyflexxy at 5-02-2011 07:18 PM (11 years ago)
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Dontouch, dat question sims very important comcerning mr poster.
Posted: at 5-02-2011 07:18 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- nellkiss at 5-02-2011 11:06 PM (11 years ago)
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Q: was i here?

A: no never Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 5-02-2011 11:06 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- soki4real at 6-02-2011 01:22 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: DonTouch on  5-02-2011 03:45 AM
have u taken ur drugs cos u r going insane

Ask your grand pa
Posted: at 6-02-2011 01:22 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 6-02-2011 04:14 PM (11 years ago)
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gud one poster
Posted: at 6-02-2011 04:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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