TOOTHPASTE

Date: 04-02-2011 7:21 am (13 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
- at 4-02-2011 07:21 AM (13 years ago)
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Housewife was comin 4rm 2days journey, Her little girl runs to her n says "Mom u refused 2tell me d name of dat thing between Dad's legs. I have finally figured it out on my own "IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH" D mom laughs den asks her "Hw do u kno dat? "D girl explains" Dis 2days away I woke early to prepare myself to Skuul n each time I wake, dis morning I will see d maid kneeling in front of Dad, brushing her teeth with Dad's toothbrush n I saw enough TOOTHPASTE in her mouth.

Posted: at 4-02-2011 07:21 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- sboy4you at 4-02-2011 07:27 AM (13 years ago)
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the child is a bomb. mayb he need formating in oder not to cause unwanted virus in the family
Posted: at 4-02-2011 07:27 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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