i remember one day wen my bros and him two friend com sitdown under the mango three wen dey front of are we house, as dem they there they gist, three babe come pass as dem pass one mago com fall, (since wen that three de there the tree neva bring fourth fruit) and nw who to chop am come be problem. m e wen they look 4rm window, i con com out to see who go chop the mango. my bros com say make them bet the mango, say who go fit go toast any of the three girls carry go house go carry the mango. my bros friend wen be clem com agree, the other one too com agree. na so clem go meet the first one (conversation) clem: hey girl excuse me the girl: what! clem: wats the name pls the girl: what: clem: can i ve ur num the girl: what! clem: u ve beenin saying wat, dnt u ve any other word to say the girl: i is nt blame you, what out of hia (na here she wan talk ooooh) clem: anty sorry oooooooooooooh. na so clem go sit down me i dey dere dey laugh (second conversation) rezi(my bros second friend): anty excuse me the girl no answer rezi: i am rezi, pls can i no ur name, still no answer 4rm her. rezi: (after rezi don talk tire no answer) girl i ve been talkin and u re nt answerin another girl passing: re u blind dnt u no she is deaf and dumb rezi: she no tell me na, hw u want make i take no, dem rite am 4 her head god 4 were i dey laugh wan kill me. as rezi go sit down, na only clem laugh am. (third conversation) my bros: girl wat ur name girl: anita bros: wat a pretty girl wit a pretty name girl: thank u bros: my name is joe and i wanna marry u girl: just like that, u dnt even no me bros: watin dey there to no, lookin at ur face i don no ur character, i don no who u be girl: really clem and rezi: omo this guy don chop this mango use the babe take dilute am. bros: yes nd rite nw i want make we go meet my mama. u hear, u fine well well se go like u girl: ok, let go as the girl wan waka na so she begin leap leg, my bros hala bros:com ooooooooooo na joke u dey joke abi watin, abeg waka well the girl: wat wrong, i thought u side we sould go and see ur mother bros: com if na joke be this stop am, i no dey like at all 4 were we they all of us com burst lagh, wen we wan com share the mago, seed no com dey inside the mango, clem hala " RUN 4 UR LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" i no fit eva 4get that day on the 25 of december 2005 wat a wounderful day with a wounderful event.
Posted: at 15-11-2008 11:16 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
rezimero at 16-11-2008 02:20 PM (16 years ago) (m)
amici, wetin i do you ehn? na me you see for your dream ehn? you designers like me you no appreciate, me wey be girls dey gist. you no sure say you dey trip for me so? ok gist me i go gree for you
Posted: at 16-11-2008 02:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
com rezi, if na u be dat domestic animal wen dey operate computer, walahi! i trip 4 you but if no be u abeg put me down becos amici on her own side no dey trip 4 boys i only dey admire fine fine boys.
Posted: at 16-11-2008 03:29 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
rezimero at 16-11-2008 04:36 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: amici on 16-11-2008 03:29 PM
com rezi, if na u be dat domestic animal wen dey operate computer, walahi! i trip 4 you but if no be u abeg put me down becos amici on her own side no dey trip 4 boys i only dey admire fine fine boys.
amici you no know wetin you dey miss. only me dey trip for myself. if no be small thing ehn, i for gist myself. no take me play oh i too much. Baba GOD take time create me on sunday morning when e just dey start work. this na your opportunity oh. no miss am, na only once e dey knock kpo kpo kpo
Posted: at 16-11-2008 04:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
@Jboy... Love dey pursue u??? Wen u dey talk say u no run...
orezo tank 4 the comment, i really appreciate...................na only u give me hope, rezi and grin 4rk me up big time. them no talk weather i try or nt them begin talk love matter.................lol
Posted: at 17-11-2008 01:06 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
@rezi rezi! rezi! rezi! na that one be the commet wen u wa comment me................................... if u like me me and u wan gist me tell me oooooooooooo.......................... abi u do dey trip 4 me..................... lol
Posted: at 17-11-2008 01:57 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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