NEVER LIE TO UR MOM (Page 6)

Date: 16-11-2008 9:00 am (15 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- segxi at 3-01-2009 03:43 PM (15 years ago)
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I been think say ur landlord say na two of una go dey share room
Posted: at 3-01-2009 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 3-01-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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newbies try to undastnd what we do here pls
Posted: at 3-01-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 4-01-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on  3-01-2009 03:43 PM
I been think say ur landlord say na two of una go dey share room

u no see u... man and woman dey share room??
Posted: at 4-01-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 5-01-2009 10:40 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: OhSee on 31-12-2008 12:52 PM
a rich man in Warri was in his house sleeping one night when 2 local thieves entered his house to rob him without him knowing, so they succeeded in stealing the man's Dollars,but unfortunately for one of the theives he dashed his foot to a iron bucket,immediately d rich man woke up and shouted



       

RICHMAN:Who is dat

1st thief :SCREAMED MEOW

















RICHMAN:Na wah for all this  cat sef


 


So the first thief succeeded in escaping. as the 2nd thief was trying to escape too he also dashed his foot to d bucket,so the man woke up again and shouted


 


RICHMAN:Who b dat again


2nd thief :Shouted  Oga i b d second .


 

I guess he made a mistake. To post a joke, you need to click on START NEW TOPIC.
Posted: at 5-01-2009 10:40 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 10-01-2009 10:40 AM (15 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 10-01-2009 10:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 11-01-2009 08:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  4-01-2009 09:41 AM
Quote from: segxi on  3-01-2009 03:43 PM
I been think say ur landlord say na two of una go dey share room

u no see u... man and woman dey share room??


hhha them they share praaaaaaaaaaaaaa come osu con see watin dey happen 4 there.....
Posted: at 11-01-2009 08:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mark at 13-01-2009 09:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Dat waz nice....
Posted: at 13-01-2009 09:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- pammy at 14-01-2009 09:57 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-01-2009 09:57 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyinyenaija at 14-01-2009 10:00 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: mark on 13-01-2009 09:08 PM
Dat waz nice....

thanx buddy!
Posted: at 14-01-2009 10:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 14-01-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: pammy on 14-01-2009 09:57 AM
lol

yea.. Laugh Out Loud..  babe !!
Posted: at 14-01-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bomar at 14-01-2009 12:16 PM (15 years ago)
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hi
Posted: at 14-01-2009 12:16 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 14-01-2009 06:44 PM (15 years ago)
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watin be this na....na advert or watin....oh i seeeee
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- obayeee at 14-01-2009 07:07 PM (15 years ago)
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that was nasty, the joke is very very palatable for human hearing.
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- lilly4dami at 14-01-2009 08:02 PM (15 years ago)
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that joke was wonderful......... lol Lips Sealed
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- omogbolade at 14-01-2009 09:27 PM (15 years ago)
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 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( lieing to my mum makes me feel real bad. dont call me mummys boy but its d truth and i cant hide it becos d trut will always b revealed, if u do it pls stop becos ur own chilren will do it for u.  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 14-01-2009 09:27 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- bethsy at 14-01-2009 10:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: omogbolade on 14-01-2009 09:27 PM
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( lieing to my mum makes me feel real bad. dont call me mummys boy but its d truth and i cant hide it becos d trut will always b revealed, if u do it pls stop becos ur own chilren will do it for u.  Roll Eyes


this kin person self what is ur own who ask u ?
Posted: at 14-01-2009 10:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- justmya at 15-01-2009 01:10 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin really funny
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- anthonydidioma at 15-01-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Hi Onyinye,

No matter how smart a child could be, He can't beat the mom, it can only take time for her to arrange her feedback.

That was an interesting one. Kiss
Posted: at 15-01-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- baloo at 15-01-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
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- chique at 16-01-2009 11:11 AM (15 years ago)
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i loved it, nice thinking.
Posted: at 16-01-2009 11:11 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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