NEVER LIE TO UR MOM

Date: 16-11-2008 9:00 am (15 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- at 16-11-2008 09:00 AM (15 years ago)
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A Mom comes to visit her son Desmond for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Mirabel. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but noticed how pretty Desmond's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Desmond and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Desmond volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mirabel and I are just roommates." About a week later, Mirabel came! to Desmond saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Desmond said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :


Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.


Love, Demond.
 

Several days later, Desmond received an email from his Mother which reads...

 
Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Mirabel, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Mirabel. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...

 
Love,

 
Mom.

Posted: at 16-11-2008 09:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sillyjokker at 16-11-2008 10:16 AM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2008 10:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 16-11-2008 12:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 16-11-2008 10:16 AM
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

sillyjokker... u dey make me wonder oh!! Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2008 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Anigirl at 16-11-2008 12:37 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin that was a very funny joke. keep it up
Posted: at 16-11-2008 12:37 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyinyenaija at 16-11-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Anigirl on 16-11-2008 12:37 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin that was a very funny joke. keep it up

Thanx dear...  Smiley
Posted: at 16-11-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 16-11-2008 01:28 PM (15 years ago)
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posted before Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2008 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 16-11-2008 01:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 16-11-2008 01:28 PM
posted before Grin

u sure say na d same??? i no be copy cart... mine na pan ooo... original from factory... Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2008 01:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 16-11-2008 04:49 PM (15 years ago)
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sorry, i no know na you post am. i change my comment.
NOT POSTED BEFORE Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2008 04:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 16-11-2008 06:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Funny....
Posted: at 16-11-2008 06:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 16-11-2008 07:08 PM (15 years ago)
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...thx 4 making laugh, it was a good one.
Posted: at 16-11-2008 07:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chiartist at 16-11-2008 08:01 PM (15 years ago)
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dts cool
Posted: at 16-11-2008 08:01 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 16-11-2008 08:30 PM (15 years ago)
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since every dey praise your joke. i no be agbero, your joke is very very sweet Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2008 08:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 16-11-2008 10:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Thumbs up, that was a very funny joke Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2008 10:38 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 16-11-2008 10:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 16-11-2008 08:30 PM
since every dey praise your joke. i no be agbero, your joke is very very sweet Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

so u mean... that the joke get as he be..so u be agbero for real life?
Posted: at 16-11-2008 10:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 16-11-2008 11:19 PM (15 years ago)
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na me be chairman, you be my secretary Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2008 11:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 16-11-2008 11:22 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL..Rezi..u always take life as it is...anyways gud for u but i no be any secetary...but agbero chairman dey enjoy for anywhere in America...NIgeria Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2008 11:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 16-11-2008 11:25 PM (15 years ago)
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you det fear the work? money dey oh
Posted: at 16-11-2008 11:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 16-11-2008 11:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Good for investment....to help other people who are less privilege....My talent no just reach agbero work Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2008 11:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 17-11-2008 04:27 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 16-11-2008 04:49 PM
sorry, i no know na you post am. i change my comment.
NOT POSTED BEFORE Grin Grin Grin Grin

thanx ma geeeeeeee... Grin
Posted: at 17-11-2008 04:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 17-11-2008 04:33 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: methodman on 16-11-2008 07:08 PM
...thx 4 making laugh, it was a good one.

...u r welcome...always putting smile on people's face...Smiley Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-11-2008 04:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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