A guy was in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like half an hour. Suddenly, dis big trouble-making macho man steps 2 him n takes d drink from d guy, n drank it all down. D poor man starts crying. macho man says, "Come on man, I was just joking here, I'll buy u another drink. I just can't stand 2 c a man cry."
"No, it's not dat. Dis day is d worst of my life. 1st, I fall asleep, n I go late 2 office. My boss, fires me. When I leave d office building 2 my car, I found out it was stolen. D police said dat they can do nothing. I get a cab 2 return home, n when I stepped out of d cab, I remembered I left my wallet n credit cards in d cab n d cab driver just drove away."
"I go home, n when I get there, I find my wife in bed with d gardener. I leave home, n come 2 dis bar n just when I was thinking about putting an end 2 my life, U show up n drink my poison.
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 11-02-2011 06:42 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
terryworld at 11-02-2011 07:03 AM (14 years ago) (m)
pb4pb4pb4 sorry dude but true keep posting
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 11-02-2011 07:03 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
but why 
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