JOHN AND JESSICA "U GO FEAR DRINK NOW"

Date: 11-02-2011 7:02 pm (11 years ago) | Author: MEMBER ISRAEL
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- at 11-02-2011 07:02 PM (11 years ago)
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John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."

Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."

So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."

And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.

Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."

Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!"

The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"

Jessica replied, "Only when he's drunk."

Posted: at 11-02-2011 07:02 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- Skypon2002 at 11-02-2011 10:41 PM (11 years ago)
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posted b4
nd not funnie Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 11-02-2011 10:41 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 12-02-2011 09:35 AM (11 years ago)
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Dryest, boringest joke

Posted: at 12-02-2011 09:35 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 12-02-2011 10:14 AM (11 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 12-02-2011 10:14 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Teeteeylaryor at 12-02-2011 11:02 AM (11 years ago)
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you no try at all

Posted: at 12-02-2011 11:02 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandra-marbel at 12-02-2011 11:13 AM (11 years ago)
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well,,to please u as someone new.. its fair but from the depth of my heart, its not just funny :'(
Posted: at 12-02-2011 11:13 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 12-02-2011 11:24 AM (11 years ago)
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ok u have just said ur mind,can we hear 4rm others pls?

Posted: at 12-02-2011 11:24 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- temzyflexxy at 12-02-2011 11:26 AM (11 years ago)
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no joke
Posted: at 12-02-2011 11:26 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftmurphy at 12-02-2011 01:28 PM (11 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:28 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- sixtyhoneyy at 12-02-2011 01:36 PM (11 years ago)
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no comment
Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 12-02-2011 02:02 PM (11 years ago)
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i run>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 12-02-2011 02:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 12-02-2011 05:21 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 12-02-2011 05:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 17-02-2011 12:41 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 17-02-2011 12:41 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chicanorose at 26-05-2011 04:42 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool

Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 04:55 PM (11 years ago)
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i carry vex pass
Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:55 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 26-05-2011 05:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Double wahala
Posted: at 26-05-2011 05:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 26-05-2011 05:32 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-05-2011 05:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femilux at 26-05-2011 05:34 PM (11 years ago)
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remix
Posted: at 26-05-2011 05:34 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 05:35 PM (11 years ago)
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rerun
Posted: at 26-05-2011 05:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 26-05-2011 05:37 PM (11 years ago)
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ruptured

Posted: at 26-05-2011 05:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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