Unique Defense for a Unique Person

Date: 11-02-2011 7:16 pm (11 years ago) | Author: MEMBER ISRAEL
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- at 11-02-2011 07:16 PM (11 years ago)
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  Unique Defense for a Unique Person

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

Posted: at 11-02-2011 07:16 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- Skypon2002 at 11-02-2011 10:37 PM (11 years ago)
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the lawyer na brillant man nah
nice joke anyway........................ Grin. Grin. Grin. Grin. Grin. Grin. Grin. Grin... Grin. Grin Grin Grin. Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-02-2011 10:37 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 12-02-2011 12:42 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 11-02-2011 10:37 PM
the lawyer na brillant man nah
nice joke anyway........................ Grin. Grin. Grin. Grin. Grin. Grin. Grin. Grin... Grin. Grin Grin Grin. Grin Grin

Posted: at 12-02-2011 12:42 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-02-2011 12:47 AM (11 years ago)
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D lawyer na fraud, defendant na fraudster Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 12-02-2011 12:47 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- sandra-marbel at 12-02-2011 01:32 PM (11 years ago)
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LOVELY ONE
Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:32 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 12-02-2011 01:33 PM (11 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 12-02-2011 02:10 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-02-2011 02:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-02-2011 02:24 AM (11 years ago)
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4ny

Posted: at 13-02-2011 02:24 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 13-02-2011 09:17 AM (11 years ago)
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LMWAO
Posted: at 13-02-2011 09:17 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- opesoyemi at 13-02-2011 01:51 PM (11 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 13-02-2011 01:51 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- enoibd at 14-02-2011 12:45 PM (11 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 14-02-2011 12:45 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 14-02-2011 12:50 PM (11 years ago)
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brilliant! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 14-02-2011 12:50 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 14-02-2011 12:56 PM (11 years ago)
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kul Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-02-2011 12:56 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 14-02-2011 01:01 PM (11 years ago)
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poster..u don detached ur artificial brain abi?
Posted: at 14-02-2011 01:01 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 14-02-2011 01:48 PM (11 years ago)
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u well so?

Posted: at 14-02-2011 01:48 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 14-02-2011 03:45 PM (11 years ago)
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i look like pesin wey no well?  Angry
Posted: at 14-02-2011 03:45 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- opesoyemi at 14-02-2011 05:41 PM (11 years ago)
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you try small sha
Posted: at 14-02-2011 05:41 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MacDaniel at 14-02-2011 06:06 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: lORDIBRAHIM on 11-02-2011 07:16 PM
  Unique Defense for a Unique Person

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

hey uncle you can lie oh Shocked Shocked :owere you there???
Posted: at 14-02-2011 06:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 14-02-2011 08:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 14-02-2011 03:45 PM
i look like pesin wey no well?  Angry
Lips Sealed
Posted: at 14-02-2011 08:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 15-02-2011 12:24 AM (11 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 15-02-2011 12:24 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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