Glad to be drunk

Date: 15-02-2011 3:58 pm (13 years ago) | Author: MEMBER ISRAEL
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

Posted: at 15-02-2011 03:58 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- bodeniyi at 15-02-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 15-02-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 16-02-2011 10:50 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-02-2011 10:50 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sandra-marbel at 16-02-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago)
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seriously.... i don't even understand the JOKE.. can u explain it better?
Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lORDIBRAHIM at 17-02-2011 06:45 PM (13 years ago)
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SANDRA
WEL DON OOO

BUT NA OBIOMA ENETORO 9T SCHL U BIN GO?
Posted: at 17-02-2011 06:45 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftmurphy at 17-02-2011 08:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 17-02-2011 08:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 17-02-2011 10:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Gud
Posted: at 17-02-2011 10:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 17-02-2011 10:53 PM (13 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 17-02-2011 10:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olooworlay at 17-02-2011 11:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: lORDIBRAHIM on 17-02-2011 06:45 PM
SANDRA
WEL DON OOO

BUT NA OBIOMA ENETORO 9T SCHL U BIN GO?

wetin she do u, wey u don dey yab her..........dat joke dey sumhow contracdictory. Undecided
Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 18-02-2011 09:29 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sandra-marbel on 16-02-2011 11:43 AM
seriously.... i don't even understand the JOKE.. can u explain it better?

u go pay?
Posted: at 18-02-2011 09:29 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-02-2011 04:27 PM (13 years ago)
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