polite manner

Date: 16-02-2011 8:16 am (13 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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- at 16-02-2011 08:16 AM (13 years ago)
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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners
Asked her students

Teacher : "Michael, if you were on a date having  dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael: "Just a minute I have to go pee."

Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite."

Teacher: "What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter: "I truly am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.  I'll be right back."

Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word Bathroom at the dinner table."

Teacher: "And you, Little Johnny, can you use your brains for once  And show us your good manners?"
Little Johnny: "Darling, may I please be excused for a brief moment?  I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I am hoping you will get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted........  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 16-02-2011 08:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 11:08 AM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked :oIM AN ADDICT!!!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 16-02-2011 12:46 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
the teacher for die join Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2011 12:46 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 16-02-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice one my son!
Posted: at 16-02-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sandra-marbel at 16-02-2011 01:04 PM (13 years ago)
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this is goooood
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago)
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hehe...aunty likes my friend Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 16-02-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 16-02-2011 01:10 PM
hehe...aunty likes my friend Grin Grin Grin
Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago)
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i mean em........em..... Huh? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 16-02-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 16-02-2011 01:19 PM
i mean em........em..... Huh? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingtonbrown at 16-02-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago)
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just passing
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on 16-02-2011 01:25 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 16-02-2011 01:19 PM
i mean em........em..... Huh? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Angry Angry Angry

i mean nice px,nice dress,nice smile  Wink
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 01:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kingtonbrown on 16-02-2011 01:33 PM
just passing
u miss road? abi na road miss u?
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 16-02-2011 01:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 16-02-2011 01:41 PM
Quote from: Deffney on 16-02-2011 01:25 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 16-02-2011 01:19 PM
i mean em........em..... Huh? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Angry Angry Angry

i mean nice px,nice dress,nice smile  Wink

tahhhhh na wow 4 u! hahaha
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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na val top b dat abi?
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 16-02-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 16-02-2011 01:46 PM
na val top b dat abi?

new year top Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago)
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plus red light...hehe,dats all means green light o  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 16-02-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin do ur eye and teeth?
Posted: at 16-02-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingtonbrown at 16-02-2011 02:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 16-02-2011 01:42 PM
Quote from: kingtonbrown on 16-02-2011 01:33 PM
just passing
u miss road? abi na road miss u?
BOY I NO MISS ROAD
Posted: at 16-02-2011 02:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 02:42 PM (13 years ago)
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y u come dey pass here? wen BRT lane dey,go pass there nah
Posted: at 16-02-2011 02:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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