U wan spoil business?

Date: 20-02-2011 11:32 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 20-02-2011 11:32 PM (13 years ago)
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An igbo boy who sat for waec, and on d day of commerce, he told his oga to pick him up by 2:00. When he was handed d question paper, the only question he could answer was No. 2. When d exam was over, he went out to meet his oga who was already waiting. And d following dialogue ensued: Oga: how was d exam. Boy: Ha oga, d exam was so simple nd d simplest of d question was No. 2 which says "what's d difference btw a shop and a warehouse." Oga: wat did u write? Boy: i told them dat shop is in alaba while warehouse us at kirikiri. Oga: And is dat all u wrote? Boy: yes na Oga: see dis boy oo common go back and inlude d phone number and address. FOOL. That's how u fail exams.


Posted: at 20-02-2011 11:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 20-02-2011 11:45 PM (13 years ago)
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No vex its a gud joke but u also fail 2 kno dat d joke has been pb4. Welcome aboard

Posted: at 20-02-2011 11:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 21-02-2011 12:20 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 21-02-2011 12:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 21-02-2011 10:03 AM (13 years ago)
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alright... but na posted B4 o.
Posted: at 21-02-2011 10:03 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 21-02-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on 20-02-2011 11:32 PM
An igbo boy who sat for waec, and on d day of commerce, he told his oga to pick him up by 2:00. When he was handed d question paper, the only question he could answer was No. 2. When d exam was over, he went out to meet his oga who was already waiting. And d following dialogue ensued: Oga: how was d exam. Boy: Ha oga, d exam was so simple nd d simplest of d question was No. 2 which says "what's d difference btw a shop and a warehouse." Oga: wat did u write? Boy: i told them dat shop is in alaba while warehouse us at kirikiri. Oga: And is dat all u wrote? Boy: yes na Oga: see dis boy oo common go back and inlude d phone number and address. FOOL. That's how u fail exams.
hahaha!!..Funny!!..Nice 1 poster!
Posted: at 21-02-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 21-02-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago)
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poster you try by copy and pest! nice one.
Posted: at 21-02-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 21-02-2011 02:40 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked hmm ok
Posted: at 21-02-2011 02:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abolore05 at 21-02-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
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nice, good try Wink
Posted: at 21-02-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jcmaiah at 21-02-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago)
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You dey craze..
Wetin you mean by Igbo man. No dey insult ma people in the name of joke...
 
Posted: at 21-02-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheree at 21-02-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago)
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old one, u try small Smiley
Posted: at 21-02-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 21-02-2011 03:03 PM (13 years ago)
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U GET 15%
Posted: at 21-02-2011 03:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 21-02-2011 03:09 PM (13 years ago)
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this joke go craze 4 u piple o...this na pb'many b'many
Posted: at 21-02-2011 03:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 21-02-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 21-02-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 21-02-2011 07:45 PM (13 years ago)
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u try
b4 posted b4 Grin Grin

Posted: at 21-02-2011 07:45 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kenolis at 21-02-2011 07:47 PM (13 years ago)
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are you shut?
Posted: at 21-02-2011 07:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 22-02-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 21-02-2011 10:35 AM
Quote from: Emmagency9 on 20-02-2011 11:32 PM
An igbo boy who sat for waec, and on d day of commerce, he told his oga to pick him up by 2:00. When he was handed d question paper, the only question he could answer was No. 2. When d exam was over, he went out to meet his oga who was already waiting. And d following dialogue ensued: Oga: how was d exam. Boy: Ha oga, d exam was so simple nd d simplest of d question was No. 2 which says "what's d difference btw a shop and a warehouse." Oga: wat did u write? Boy: i told them dat shop is in alaba while warehouse us at kirikiri. Oga: And is dat all u wrote? Boy: yes na Oga: see dis boy oo common go back and inlude d phone number and address. FOOL. That's how u fail exams.
hahaha!!..Funny!!..Nice 1 poster!
. TNX Jare

Posted: at 22-02-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 22-02-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote
. TNX Jare

for what?
Posted: at 22-02-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 22-02-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 22-02-2011 03:20 PM
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. TNX Jare

for what?
Didnt refer to u

Posted: at 22-02-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-02-2011 04:30 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 22-02-2011 04:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 22-02-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote
TNX Jare

for what?
Didnt refer to u
are you sure?
Posted: at 22-02-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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