A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl

Date: 22-02-2011 4:39 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Eno Ibude
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- at 22-02-2011 04:39 PM (11 years ago)
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A married businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.
He spent the night with her but before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him and promised to have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 instead and enclosed the following type-written note:

"Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that
1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

"Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."

Posted: at 22-02-2011 04:39 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- Sheree at 22-02-2011 04:49 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-02-2011 04:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-02-2011 06:29 PM (11 years ago)
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lol
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lolest

Posted: at 22-02-2011 06:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 22-02-2011 06:49 PM (11 years ago)
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uche ogbuagu.......and ..............dede 1 day

Posted: at 22-02-2011 06:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-02-2011 06:58 PM (11 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 22-02-2011 06:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 22-02-2011 07:02 PM (11 years ago)
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yes oooooooooooo

Posted: at 22-02-2011 07:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tambeiort at 22-02-2011 07:32 PM (11 years ago)
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9nice 1
Posted: at 22-02-2011 07:32 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 23-02-2011 07:12 AM (11 years ago)
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Gud1

Posted: at 23-02-2011 07:12 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- enoibd at 23-02-2011 08:21 AM (11 years ago)
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thanks y all
Posted: at 23-02-2011 08:21 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 23-02-2011 11:28 AM (11 years ago)
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Old. Stuff

Posted: at 23-02-2011 11:28 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- josiahlawson at 23-02-2011 12:41 PM (11 years ago)
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@xter
old story wetin
Posted: at 23-02-2011 12:41 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- enoibd at 23-02-2011 12:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 23-02-2011 12:58 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abolore05 at 23-02-2011 01:16 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 23-02-2011 01:16 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandra-marbel at 23-02-2011 04:35 PM (11 years ago)
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very very funny... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:35 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sikaba at 24-02-2011 02:09 PM (11 years ago)
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INTERESTING!
Posted: at 24-02-2011 02:09 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- omotoyosolabisi at 24-02-2011 02:39 PM (11 years ago)
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 haohaohao
Posted: at 24-02-2011 02:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enoibd at 25-02-2011 03:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 24-02-2011 02:39 PM
haohaohao

dat na confirmd big woman laff oo
Posted: at 25-02-2011 03:57 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jaolab at 25-02-2011 05:09 PM (11 years ago)
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9ice one
Posted: at 25-02-2011 05:09 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- miyen at 25-02-2011 05:27 PM (11 years ago)
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guy u no see i no sabi lie, ur joke enter well well.
Posted: at 25-02-2011 05:27 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- enoibd at 25-02-2011 05:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 25-02-2011 05:37 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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