Lies You were Told.................. (Page 2)

Date: 23-02-2011 1:14 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Obiajunwa
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- kebella at 23-02-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin watta guy man

Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 23-02-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on 23-02-2011 01:56 PM
Quote from: HOPEA23 on 23-02-2011 01:27 PM
Quote from: divineproject on 23-02-2011 01:22 PM
Oya Hopea, think wella....but look behind you, shey your yarnsh don dry?............lol
dry ki..no..water still full am.. Wink Wink


Did you say WATER  Shocked Shocked I'm thirsty now, need to drink some water from the tap  Cheesy Grin
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked which tag

Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sobeit at 23-02-2011 02:07 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin ..nna ehh.real guy man,he does that every time but our brain is too small to catch the tricks
Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 23-02-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago)
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buh now a guy cannot guy a guy yoyo  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- divineproject at 23-02-2011 02:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on 23-02-2011 01:55 PM
I once asked my mum, how do babies come out from inside big stomach of a pregnant woman ... she told me doctors usually, use very sharp object to open a pregnant woman's stomach and then bring out a new baby, i even pitied her allot and rub her stomach and tell her sorry many times because it will hurt to use something to cut someone's stomach open.  Grin Grin  one of those beautiful fairy tales lies parents usually told kids.

hehehehe, this one no be small thing ooo....you know DK, I actually did wonder how babies were born, but I didnt ask anyone..........

Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 23-02-2011 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sobeit at 23-02-2011 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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@kabella...of couse naah! dimkpa tocha,o chere ibe ya...lol
Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 23-02-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago)
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udo di nwanne,............odikwara umu gi.............

Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mazi at 23-02-2011 02:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 23-02-2011 02:20 PM
udo di nwanne,............odikwara amu gi.............

huh?
Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sobeit at 23-02-2011 02:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 23-02-2011 02:20 PM
udo di nwanne,............odikwara a amu gi.............
Shocked Shocked Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 23-02-2011 02:28 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked my bad umu gi

Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:28 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 23-02-2011 02:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sobeit on 23-02-2011 02:27 PM
Quote from: kebella on 23-02-2011 02:20 PM
udo di nwanne,............odikwara a amu gi.............
Shocked Shocked Grin Grin

umu gi  Grin Grin Grin Grin my bad

Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:29 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- divineproject at 23-02-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sobeit on 23-02-2011 02:01 PM
lol,ok. during lunch/dinner,maybe he came late to have his...me and my brother will come and seat close to him,hoping to have some after he's through..

you know what?he will tell us to go together with our house help and call (in igbo dialect) "amuta nwa eri gi ihe" ..b4 our returns the old boy has already finish eating.. though he will left some for us.

hahahahahahaha...igbotic sense..........

Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kebella at 23-02-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mazi on 23-02-2011 02:24 PM
Quote from: kebella on 23-02-2011 02:20 PM
udo di nwanne,............odikwara amu gi.............

huh?

oracle aruru ani.................... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin why yu change it to amu gi

Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- divineproject at 23-02-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mazi on 23-02-2011 01:57 PM
passin anywhr near burial ground or any grave yard for dat matter was a no go area for me as a kid.
one time ma big bros, wanted to send me to his girl friend's hse one evening....hmmm, he knew it's only ma dead body dt will go near
any cemetery or near anything grave.


he said i should i wait...he went outside nd came back wit one stupid leave, said i shld put d leave across in ma mouth wen i get close d cemetery.
or anywhr near any grave dt nothing wil happen, he gingered me on. Boy!....i didn't knw hw he did it bt i believed him.


Na OMU him give you?...........hehehehe......him ginger your swagger.........

Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- estilizo at 23-02-2011 03:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 23-02-2011 01:19 PM
u don talk mine own finish..same two things i was told  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 23-02-2011 03:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 23-02-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on 23-02-2011 01:55 PM
I once asked my mum, how do babies come out from inside big stomach of a pregnant woman ... she told me doctors usually, use very sharp object to open a pregnant woman's stomach and then bring out a new baby, i even pitied her allot and rub her stomach and tell her sorry many times because it will hurt to use something to cut someone's stomach open.  Grin Grin  one of those beautiful fairy tales lies parents usually told kids.


but this is not a lie  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 23-02-2011 04:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sobeit on 23-02-2011 02:01 PM
lol,ok. during lunch/dinner,maybe he came late to have his...me and my brother will come and seat close to him,hoping to have some after he's through..

you know what?he will tell us to go together with our house help and call (in igbo dialect) "amuta nwa eri gi ihe" ..b4 our returns the old boy has already finish eating.. though he will left some for us.

but is there really someone with such name ?  Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- divineproject at 23-02-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm

Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sobeit at 23-02-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on 23-02-2011 04:03 PM
Quote from: sobeit on 23-02-2011 02:01 PM
lol,ok. during lunch/dinner,maybe he came late to have his...me and my brother will come and seat close to him,hoping to have some after he's through..

you know what?he will tell us to go together with our house help and call (in igbo dialect) "amuta nwa eri gi ihe" ..b4 our returns the old boy has already finish eating.. though he will left some for us.

but is there really someone with such name ?  Grin Grin
for where!! Grin Grin you know as a kid we have no clue! we thought it was a person name na..
Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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