Lies You were Told.................. (Page 3)

hahahahahahaha...igbotic sense..........

i've never lied b4

Him come our house...............

Him come our house...............

While growing up, some of us might have been told some fairy-tale lies by either our parents or other relatives to either make us do something or prevent us from doing something.

I remember one, my mum would call my big brother and because he is used to taking long in coming back from errand, my mum would spit on the ground and tell my brother, 'if this saliva dries and you are not back, your buttocks/bom-bom/yarnsh will dry like the saliva'.  You will see him fly away with high speed and return in good time.  Another case, my big auntie told me then when I was still a teenager, 'dont let boys/men touch you, if they do, you will become pregnant'..

So which one did they tell you?...lets hear it.............

hahahahahahahaha...............see scoping............

I once asked my mum, how do babies come out from inside big stomach of a pregnant woman ... she told me doctors usually, use very sharp object to open a pregnant woman's stomach and then bring out a new baby, i even pitied her allot and rub her stomach and tell her sorry many times because it will hurt to use something to cut someone's stomach open.    one of those beautiful fairy tales lies parents usually told kids.

sometimes to a family friend's house.and the funny part is that, the man and his wife will delayed us..tellings us some cock and bull story like "amuta nwa eri gi ihe" just left his house now but he will be back soon.then we will be waiting expecting to see someone that doesn't exist. then later they will us.."oh sorry he can't make it again today,so you guys should go and inform your father about it" cheii!! oyo  

I was so fund of swallowing the "udala fruit" when i eat them so one day my elder bros told me that they will germinate in my stomach and come out through my head and poeple will come and pluck it from my head............................for two days i did not sleep and anytime i go to toilet i will be watching to see if i'll pass out the seeds . i looked at the mirrow frequently to see if they have germinated through my head..................

That was the end of seed swallowing