I am not a Nigerian

Date: 18-11-2008 9:24 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Esther Okure
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- at 18-11-2008 09:24 PM (16 years ago)
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A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish lady in order to be legally certified via resident status... but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden, our chap decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda.

Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.

The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly, and wondered how he'd get out of this spot. He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more.

Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet. "My own don spoil today" was all he could think.

The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. "Hey! It's not every day you meet people from home.!" they admonished.

Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across the table he said: "Egbon Eko ni mi se? Ni bo lo ti ja wa?" In Yoruba, this loosely translates to: "I'm a Lagos man. Where do you come from?"

The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he said: "Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko ni mi se! Omo Eko gan gan!" In Yoruba, this loosely translates to "Hey buddy! I'm a Lagos child. A REAL Lagos child!"
 Smiley Smiley Smiley Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-11-2008 09:24 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- grin_genius4lif at 18-11-2008 09:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin....two liars...Funny
Posted: at 18-11-2008 09:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 18-11-2008 09:52 PM (16 years ago)
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cool and interesting Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-11-2008 09:52 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yeye89 at 18-11-2008 10:11 PM (16 years ago)
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we nigerians are smart to a new level........ Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-11-2008 10:11 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Aquarium at 4-10-2012 07:29 AM (12 years ago)
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Our problems plenty pass us.

Posted: at 4-10-2012 07:29 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jessymic at 4-10-2012 09:49 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-10-2012 09:49 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 4-10-2012 12:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Ohoooo

Posted: at 4-10-2012 12:08 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-10-2012 12:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Ask who dey dig am out

Posted: at 4-10-2012 12:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 4-10-2012 01:34 PM (12 years ago)
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akwa from ıbom abı  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 4-10-2012 01:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-10-2012 11:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 4-10-2012 11:02 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 5-10-2012 03:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Pb4x50

Posted: at 5-10-2012 03:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 6-10-2012 02:03 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes  ocray

Posted: at 6-10-2012 02:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 6-10-2012 09:48 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy funny
Posted: at 6-10-2012 09:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-10-2012 09:58 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 6-10-2012 09:58 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 6-10-2012 10:01 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 6-10-2012 10:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-10-2012 10:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Hw E dey do u

Posted: at 6-10-2012 10:30 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 6-10-2012 10:32 PM (12 years ago)
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yeye nai de worry you
Posted: at 6-10-2012 10:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-10-2012 11:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Na u get yeye

Posted: at 6-10-2012 11:26 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 7-10-2012 10:36 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 7-10-2012 10:36 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-10-2012 02:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes

Posted: at 7-10-2012 02:33 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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