My Rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."

Posted: at 2-03-2011 10:09 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Stephen, i will send my bingo (dog) to u, bcus na everyday u dey hijack me. busssssssssssssssssh boy. omo igbira

Posted: at 2-03-2011 10:36 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

see ur month..

Posted: at 2-03-2011 10:39 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

sheree, na u i dey bushy cat.

Posted: at 2-03-2011 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

u no fear, u con mention my name join
na dat pie I go tey slap ur mouth

Posted: at 2-03-2011 10:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

see how ur mouth dey run behind computer and you dey call yourself man

make you go pick on someone ur own size na wether dat mouth go fit dey run again like person wey dey purge

Forest man

Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

stephen no be u, na urself... ajegunle boy

Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:29 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

na today

Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac