![-]( "Grease") Grease at 20-02-2008 12:22 PM (16 years ago)  (m) so what u gonna do after the challenge 
Who ever wins get the crown ....You know what i mean 
| Posted: at 20-02-2008 12:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Well one of the stupidest ones I have ever heard is:
"Baby, I lost my number, Can i have yours"..Heck No, search for your number else, sweetie....
"If I could rearrange the letter of the alphabets, I would put U and I together"....Yeah good luck with that...
Guys need to stop being so cheesy...and fake
And you ladies need to stop fronting even when you need us guys... Tell the truth you like it when we come to you Excuse me!!! Trust me, I can get any guy I want...I don't need to front...but I don't jump on every guy that hits on me, I would prolly be a wh*re by now... I don't brag but I know I ain't bad and some guys need to get something straight: Not all girls fall for some cheesy lines...well definitely not me I doubt it not any guy...Especially not someone like me Trust me, I don't even want you....You don't cut it for me, sorry to say | Posted: at 20-02-2008 12:37 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Grease") Grease at 20-02-2008 12:39 PM (16 years ago) (m) Well one of the stupidest ones I have ever heard is:
"Baby, I lost my number, Can i have yours"..Heck No, search for your number else, sweetie....
"If I could rearrange the letter of the alphabets, I would put U and I together"....Yeah good luck with that...
Guys need to stop being so cheesy...and fake
And you ladies need to stop fronting even when you need us guys... Tell the truth you like it when we come to you Excuse me!!! Trust me, I can get any guy I want...I don't need to front...but I don't jump on every guy that hits on me, I would prolly be a wh*re by now... I don't brag but I know I ain't bad and some guys need to get something straight: Not all girls fall for some cheesy lines...well definitely not me I doubt it not any guy...Especially not someone like me Trust me, I don't even want you....You don't cut it for me, sorry to say LOL Ain't nobody said he want you...
| Posted: at 20-02-2008 12:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "fineboy") fineboy at 20-02-2008 01:56 PM (16 years ago) (m) Pay attention to your girl's pubic hair.
Obviously, I don't mean watch it grow -- I mean pay attention to when she shaves or waxes it into a perfect triangle or landing strip, or whatever her trim of choice may be.
Thanks to raging hormones, the female libido has more ups and downs than an '80s guitar solo. But when your woman's crotch looks freshly coiffed, you can count on the fact that she's horny.
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Sharing My Hearts Desire. | Posted: at 20-02-2008 01:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "myragonza") myragonza at 20-02-2008 03:03 PM (16 years ago) (f) wrong...... 
| Posted: at 20-02-2008 03:03 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Grease") Grease at 20-02-2008 08:13 PM (16 years ago) (m) Pay attention to your girl's pubic hair.
Obviously, I don't mean watch it grow -- I mean pay attention to when she shaves or waxes it into a perfect triangle or landing strip, or whatever her trim of choice may be.
Thanks to raging hormones, the female libido has more ups and downs than an '80s guitar solo. But when your woman's crotch looks freshly coiffed, you can count on the fact that she's horny.
Uncalled for
| Posted: at 20-02-2008 08:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Well one of the stupidest ones I have ever heard is:
"Baby, I lost my number, Can i have yours"..Heck No, search for your number else, sweetie....
"If I could rearrange the letter of the alphabets, I would put U and I together"....Yeah good luck with that...
Guys need to stop being so cheesy...and fake
Lol......what else can i say but laughs but honestly one have to just start a conversation with something but cos most Ladies got a bleeding heart and cant simply there past go, they try to put the pain on a poor guy that mean no harm....Girls, please forget the past and face the future. haba!
dejifortunecares | Posted: at 21-02-2008 04:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Well one of the stupidest ones I have ever heard is:
"Baby, I lost my number, Can i have yours"..Heck No, search for your number else, sweetie....
"If I could rearrange the letter of the alphabets, I would put U and I together"....Yeah good luck with that...
Guys need to stop being so cheesy...and fake
Lol......what else can i say but laughs but honestly one have to just start a conversation with something but cos most Ladies got a bleeding heart and cant simply there past go, they try to put the pain on a poor guy that mean no harm....Girls, please forget the past and face the future. haba! yeah, i know , i could be mean at times....lol..it is in my genes.. | Posted: at 21-02-2008 04:22 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Well one of the stupidest ones I have ever heard is:
"Baby, I lost my number, Can i have yours"..Heck No, search for your number else, sweetie....
"If I could rearrange the letter of the alphabets, I would put U and I together"....Yeah good luck with that...
Guys need to stop being so cheesy...and fake
Lol......what else can i say but laughs but honestly one have to just start a conversation with something but cos most Ladies got a bleeding heart and cant simply there past go, they try to put the pain on a poor guy that mean no harm....Girls, please forget the past and face the future. haba! yeah, i know , i could be mean at times....lol..it is in my genes.. Lol...but sincerely it is not your fault for being mean, is just that the memory of your past relationship are still fresh in your memories but babygirl, u just need to move on.
dejifortunecares | Posted: at 21-02-2008 04:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Well one of the stupidest ones I have ever heard is:
"Baby, I lost my number, Can i have yours"..Heck No, search for your number else, sweetie....
"If I could rearrange the letter of the alphabets, I would put U and I together"....Yeah good luck with that...
Guys need to stop being so cheesy...and fake
Lol......what else can i say but laughs but honestly one have to just start a conversation with something but cos most Ladies got a bleeding heart and cant simply there past go, they try to put the pain on a poor guy that mean no harm....Girls, please forget the past and face the future. haba! yeah, i know , i could be mean at times....lol..it is in my genes.. Lol...but sincerely it is not your fault for being mean, is just that the memory of your pat relationship are still fresh in your memories but babygirl, u just need to move on. me??!!! trust me, i have moved on a long time ago...even dated a couple of times after that....past relationship are history...it ended a long time ago...last thing on my mind | Posted: at 21-02-2008 04:30 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Well one of the stupidest ones I have ever heard is:
"Baby, I lost my number, Can i have yours"..Heck No, search for your number else, sweetie....
"If I could rearrange the letter of the alphabets, I would put U and I together"....Yeah good luck with that...
Guys need to stop being so cheesy...and fake
Lol......what else can i say but laughs but honestly one have to just start a conversation with something but cos most Ladies got a bleeding heart and cant simply there past go, they try to put the pain on a poor guy that mean no harm....Girls, please forget the past and face the future. haba! yeah, i know , i could be mean at times....lol..it is in my genes.. Lol...but sincerely it is not your fault for being mean, is just that the memory of your pat relationship are still fresh in your memories but babygirl, u just need to move on. me??!!! trust me, i have moved on a long time ago...even dated a couple of times after that....past relationship are history...it ended a long time ago...last thing on my mind yeah maybe u moved on but not completely cos that is the only reason u do not belive in true love
dejifortunecares | Posted: at 21-02-2008 04:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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I never said that was why...you assumed that was why....it might be others experiences i saw.... | Posted: at 21-02-2008 04:41 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "fineboy") fineboy at 21-02-2008 07:26 AM (16 years ago) (m) Worst Pick Up lines
Travelling Across The Ocean
Sharing My Hearts Desire. | Posted: at 21-02-2008 07:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "honeychick") honeychick at 21-02-2008 04:56 PM (16 years ago) (f) confident might make u loose the girl. some guys just don't know how to appraoch girls sometimes. egoistic and selfish, some oohh. lol.. | Posted: at 21-02-2008 04:56 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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I never said that was why...you assumed that was why....it might be others experiences i saw....
Yeah i asssumed and u agreed and beside, any experience that is making one loose interest in a feild will got to do with the experience one have enconter in that same particular feild.....so in nutshell what i am trying to same is that, if u dont belive in true love because of the past experiences then it will have to do with the experience u have enconter in your past suppose True love.........i mean u cant stop belive in True love cos of something that got nothing to do with it.
dejifortunecares | Posted: at 21-02-2008 09:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "myragonza") myragonza at 21-02-2008 09:16 PM (16 years ago) (f) Worst Pick Up lines...."hello baby....baby,......baby...." and when i don't response....the above repeat.... 
| Posted: at 21-02-2008 09:16 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Grease") Grease at 22-02-2008 02:12 AM (16 years ago) (m) Hey baby your face looks familiar have we met before No Oh i am sorry..Anyway grease is my name what is yours ?
| Posted: at 22-02-2008 02:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Hey baby your face looks familiar have we met before No Oh i am sorry..Anyway grease is my name what is yours ? excaltly, now i belive u are a grade one player
dejifortunecares | Posted: at 22-02-2008 02:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Grease") Grease at 22-02-2008 06:02 AM (16 years ago) (m) 
| Posted: at 22-02-2008 06:02 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Vixenx") Vixenx at 22-02-2008 08:06 AM (16 years ago) (f) how u doing? | Posted: at 22-02-2008 08:06 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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