Worst Pick Up lines (Page 4)

lamest ones that have been used on me


CREEPY OLD GUY AT THE MARKET IN  NAIJA : "girl is ur mother in town. i need to go ask the queen for ur hand in marriage" !
ME : flip him the finger



STUPID HORNY BOY : "girl if i flip a coin what are the chances of me getting  HEADS"
ME: *gave him one ugly disgusted face like ew u pervert* then walked away




ME: at a restaurant geting my takeaway jerk chicken (as i am leaving the building with my food)
ONE UGLY BOY(as he waits for his own takeaway): "is any of that for me" (dont know if he was refereing to the food or ma shit*)
ME: " haha ur getin urs soon"(refering to the food)
HIM"but i want us to  share" i want us to share everything"
ME: (at this point very creeped out decideds to  throw him a fake smile n walk away)




GUY(at the busstop)
ME( at least ten feet away)
GUY(gestures for me to come. i shake my head)
GUY(then decides to walk up to me)
GUY"hey do u know when the bus comes"
ME(shakes my head)
GUY: oh. (waits for me to say sumthing else)
ME( i proceed to put bak on my earphones
GUY( all nervous and sweaty) "the truth is i wanted to talk to u. ur very beautifull u kno. btw my name is blah blah blah)
ME: (talked bak to him)
ME:( i actualy gave this guy a chance lol. becuz he was very very hot i was just frontin the whole time and we dated for quite a while. his first  line tho what time does the bus come that was lame .  )



so yea these are the lamest ones.

Posted: at 13-01-2008 08:02 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie

lame indeed......

Posted: at 13-01-2008 10:47 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

dead corpse

Posted: at 13-01-2008 10:51 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

yea its very sad. boys are gettin worse n worse!!!!

Posted: at 14-01-2008 02:43 AM (17 years ago) | Newbie

an example wud be?

Posted: at 14-01-2008 03:19 AM (17 years ago) | Newbie

ur random cuz i dont know u yet lol.

Posted: at 14-01-2008 03:25 AM (17 years ago) | Newbie

if ever we do

Posted: at 14-01-2008 03:29 AM (17 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 14-01-2008 05:58 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

notorious BIG

Posted: at 16-01-2008 01:22 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 16-01-2008 04:53 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero