Worst Pick Up lines (Page 5)

fabulous

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Posted: at 17-01-2008 04:08 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

...."i am lost...can u show me the directions to ur house....."



thats lame............

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Posted: at 5-02-2008 07:54 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

u are an angel....




hahahahahahaha....i guess u have not seen my true colours ehn.........

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Posted: at 6-02-2008 06:15 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

A guy came up to me and was like,  I got a thirst and baby u look like my gatorade..imagine comparing me to a drink...

Another one is, Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again..

Posted: at 8-02-2008 01:01 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

when it comes to worst pick up lines, nigerian men carry the crown. no approach at all.
most of them can't walk up to a lady and just strike a simple conversation, they must add their silly pickup lines thinking it makes them look cool. 

Posted: at 10-02-2008 05:12 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

lat weekend when i went to the club,2 naija guy came up to me and asked..."what are u up to....?what are u up to...."


i just told them,"i am up to go back to my hotel and SLEEP!!!"

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Posted: at 12-02-2008 01:44 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

if i said that,they will ask me "what are u up to" again......lol

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Posted: at 12-02-2008 04:37 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Lol.......u know what? i always take my time to read thru your comment, i wonder what Nigerian Men have done to you and i wonder which kind of Nigerian Men have been coming your way, maybe it has always been the wrong one cos u have never said anything positive about Nigerian Men but whelter u like it or not, we are the sweetest and the best any woman can ever have...........WE ROCK!

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Posted: at 13-02-2008 03:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol........but to me though......if the girl already likes the guy she does not care wht pick up line he uses she is still prolly goin to fall for the guy......or am i wrong?

the guy walks up to the girl........he kneels down in from of her and says........baby.........i wanna propose a date tomorrow by 7 p.m.........i'ma pick u up.........

This is a true story and the girl got ready for the date..........

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Posted: at 13-02-2008 09:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

....."mummy"....



i hate guys calling me mommy...makes me feel old....

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Posted: at 13-02-2008 03:05 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero