Worst Pick Up lines (Page 14)

Date: 06-01-2008 5:48 am (16 years ago) | Author: 0 oriala
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- Vixenx at 8-03-2008 11:07 AM (16 years ago)
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welcome to the forums..where attitutes get adjusted and the wildness are released... Cheesy
Posted: at 8-03-2008 11:07 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 8-03-2008 02:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Wild Africa.............

Posted: at 8-03-2008 02:25 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 8-03-2008 09:39 PM (16 years ago)
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I think thats one of the pick up lines men use...*I know u a wild Africa in bed* Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 8-03-2008 09:39 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ayinrin at 8-03-2008 10:34 PM (16 years ago)
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"Why aren't you naked ? sorry my watch is 15 minutes fast"
Posted: at 8-03-2008 10:34 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orilanda at 9-03-2008 04:48 AM (16 years ago)
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baby i got something for you....bring out his dcik and says u wanna suck

Posted: at 9-03-2008 04:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 9-03-2008 09:41 AM (16 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked. any guy that uses that on me will definitely be sucking......his tongue Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 9-03-2008 09:41 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orilanda at 9-03-2008 11:41 AM (16 years ago)
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let play truth or dare.......i dare u to become my lover and start sucking me right now.....

Posted: at 9-03-2008 11:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 9-03-2008 08:25 PM (16 years ago)
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infront of Beautios...!?!?!?

Posted: at 9-03-2008 08:25 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- damien2 at 10-03-2008 08:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orilanda on  9-03-2008 04:48 AM
baby i got something for you....bring out his dcik and says u wanna suck

 lol  if i happen to be near the guy acting like that to a babe,  man.... i will immediately leave the place cos the girl will destroy the guy and any other thing standing near him
Posted: at 10-03-2008 08:23 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- damien2 at 10-03-2008 08:27 PM (16 years ago)
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even if it was in a dream, what the girl will do to you ...i swear you will even see the scars on your body when you wake up
Posted: at 10-03-2008 08:27 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dejifortune at 10-03-2008 08:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: pretilola on  8-03-2008 06:00 AM
Quote from: dejifortune on  7-03-2008 08:12 PM
Quote from: pretilola on  7-03-2008 05:20 AM
Quote from: orilanda on  7-03-2008 04:26 AM
umm.....wht is wrong with meeting a girl for the first time and asking her that.......eventually u were still gonna do it so why the wait.....get straight to the point.


@orilanda, r u really serious by saying there is nothing wrong with dat?so r u saying u have done it before coz u seem so sure dat the girl will end up doing it.

insort i will not only slap him like motun said i will kick dat is ball or penis dat cant wait.

i see no be deal there if you ask me..........what if i say i have done it before?


 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked you gat to be kidding coz i know the deji dat writes good comment wont do such but then who knows.... Roll Eyes

do u know everybody has there past?..............think about that

Posted: at 10-03-2008 08:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damien2 at 10-03-2008 08:45 PM (16 years ago)
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ah mr osangede deji adamu yakubu when did you log in??
Posted: at 10-03-2008 08:45 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jade1341 at 16-03-2008 05:01 AM (16 years ago)
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The worst has to be "I lost my number, can I have yours?" or maybe "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" another is "Can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the money?".

These are the most insulting to me. Oh and that love at first sight thing is really superficial because that's like saying "Babe, I fell in love with you because you are really pretty", not knowing this 'babe' is an axe murderer. People, think.  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-03-2008 05:01 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- ekwu_2000 at 16-03-2008 07:17 AM (16 years ago)
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Hey I know you, did you go to DELSU, or have we met?   This is stale pls guys try something else, if I'm a girl, I would throw up.........   ask me if I have gone to mars I guess thats new.

Posted: at 16-03-2008 07:17 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 16-03-2008 11:00 AM (16 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 16-03-2008 11:00 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ekwu_2000 at 17-03-2008 06:53 AM (16 years ago)
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I actually picked the line todat n almost got slapped...........  Huh?

Posted: at 17-03-2008 06:53 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 17-03-2008 06:57 AM (16 years ago)
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hahahaha...so now don't use them anymore  cuz you'll be getting kicked in the balls.. Cheesy
Posted: at 17-03-2008 06:57 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ekwu_2000 at 17-03-2008 06:59 AM (16 years ago)
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I'm looking for the next line to use. please recommend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 17-03-2008 06:59 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 17-03-2008 09:11 AM (16 years ago)
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I'm outta here....
Posted: at 17-03-2008 09:11 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 17-03-2008 03:37 PM (16 years ago)
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check out confession number 1124....thats the worst pick-up line i've ever heard.... Roll Eyes

Posted: at 17-03-2008 03:37 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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