Impossible to Please

Date: 04-03-2011 12:23 pm (13 years ago) | Author: kay
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- at 4-03-2011 12:23 PM (13 years ago)
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Posted: at 4-03-2011 12:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Kristiantus at 4-03-2011 12:26 PM (13 years ago)
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another PB4...
Posted: at 4-03-2011 12:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- dollymacy at 4-03-2011 12:29 PM (13 years ago)
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where? who posted it? bussssssssssh gurl
Posted: at 4-03-2011 12:29 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-03-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 4-03-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 4-03-2011 12:44 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 4-03-2011 12:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 4-03-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago)
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good one Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-03-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 4-03-2011 08:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  4-03-2011 02:58 PM
pb1 pb2 hehehehe even pb3 nawaaooooo pb4 too poster which kind life u dey live sef
Hahaha!!!!

Posted: at 4-03-2011 08:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-03-2011 09:57 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dollymacy on  4-03-2011 12:29 PM
where? who posted it? bussssssssssh gurl
imagine this mgbada.... Grin
you corn-beef brain suppose tell you say i no be girl... anumpam like you... Angry
Posted: at 7-03-2011 09:57 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 7-03-2011 10:01 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 7-03-2011 10:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 7-03-2011 10:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Na so...
I only wish ur girl-friend was not among them...
Posted: at 7-03-2011 10:39 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chamming at 10-03-2011 12:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dollymacy on  4-03-2011 12:29 PM
where? who posted it? bussssssssssh gurl

Who be gurl na Kris u dey call girl?
Posted: at 10-03-2011 12:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 10-03-2011 12:30 PM (13 years ago)
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seen dis a million tyms
Posted: at 10-03-2011 12:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 10-03-2011 06:08 PM (13 years ago)
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and u will see it again till infinity......

Posted: at 10-03-2011 06:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 11-03-2011 10:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Chamming on 10-03-2011 12:11 PM
Quote from: dollymacy on  4-03-2011 12:29 PM
where? who posted it? bussssssssssh gurl

Who be gurl na Kris u dey call girl?
nne, lekwa moo...
shey i resemble girl ni? Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 10:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Propellaswaggs at 11-03-2011 10:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on 10-03-2011 06:08 PM
and u will see it again till infinity......
LMFAO
Posted: at 11-03-2011 10:42 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 11-03-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Propellaswaggs on 11-03-2011 10:42 AM
Quote from: Fashalyn on 10-03-2011 06:08 PM
and u will see it again till infinity......
LMFAO
Huh? Huh? Undecided
Posted: at 11-03-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 12-03-2011 05:31 AM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Angry
Posted: at 12-03-2011 05:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 12-03-2011 07:00 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 12-03-2011 07:00 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 12-03-2011 07:03 AM (13 years ago)
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u sef don pb4 Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 12-03-2011 07:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 03:34 AM (13 years ago)
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is dat ur final ansa?

Posted: at 13-03-2011 03:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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