What's For Dinner?

A concerned husband went to the doctor to talk about his wife.

He said to the doctor, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."

"Well," the doctor replied, "go home tonight, stand about 15 feet from her, and say something. If she doesn't reply, move 5 feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this until we get an idea about the severity of her deafness."

The husband went home and did exactly as the doctor had instructed. He started off 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she was chopping some vegetables.

He said, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

He heard no response. He moved 5 feet closer and asked again. No reply. He moved 5 feet closer. Still no reply.

He finally got fed up and moved right behind her, about an inch away, and asked again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

She replied, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"http://

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Posted: at 5-03-2011 05:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Funny yoke, so its the man who is deaf afterall.

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Posted: at 5-03-2011 07:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

U still dey ask? Stephen dey confused even more than confusion itsef.

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Posted: at 5-03-2011 08:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I talk am say Stephen na confused dude.
so u neva cook dinner na in u waka come forum
Oya hanlele to the kitchen now!!!

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Posted: at 6-03-2011 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ok

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Posted: at 6-03-2011 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na becos fuel finish for ur tank na
so nxt time chop before u come Forum.

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Posted: at 6-03-2011 05:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

OK

Posted: at 7-03-2011 05:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

alright

Posted: at 8-03-2011 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok na

Posted: at 8-03-2011 02:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok na

Posted: at 8-03-2011 03:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac