YOUR MAMA JOKES!! (Page 8)

 

Posted: at 12-03-2008 07:56 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Your moma is so dumb she sit on the TV and watch the couch

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Posted: at 12-03-2008 08:09 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 13-03-2008 10:16 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Your moma is so old jesus signed her year book

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Posted: at 14-03-2008 11:27 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Your moma is so old she dated one of 12 Jesus disciples

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Posted: at 16-03-2008 12:49 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ur momma is so old,she waitered tables at the last supper

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Posted: at 17-03-2008 05:01 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 21-03-2008 02:13 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

YOUR MAMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS THE WAITRESS AT THE LAST SUPPER

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT I TOOK PICTURE OF HER LAST CHRISTMAS AND AM STILL PRINTING IT.

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH.

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON WALMART SHE LOWERED THE PRICES.

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE STOPPED AT A STOP SIGN AND WAITED FOR IT TO SAY GO.

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED OVA A GLASS WALL TO SEE WAT WAS BEHIND IT.

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE ASKED YOU WHAT THE NUMBER FOR 911 WAS.

YOUR MAMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS THE WAITRESS AT THE LAST SUPPER.

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE STUCK A BATTERY UP HER BUTT AND SAID "I GOT THE POWER"

YOUR MAMA SO DUMB SHE GOT FIRED FROM WORK ON HER DAY OFF. (FROM "FRIDAY", MOST OF U KNO)

Posted: at 23-03-2008 10:12 AM (17 years ago) | Newbie

 

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Posted: at 24-03-2008 06:23 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ur momma is so fat,when she uses her raincoat,they mistook her for a cab....

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Posted: at 26-03-2008 05:59 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero