YOUR MAMA JOKES!! (Page 10)

Date: 06-01-2008 8:07 am (17 years ago) | Author: 0 oriala
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- serene_child at 11-10-2008 08:04 PM (16 years ago)
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yo momma's so fat,she has her own zip code.

Posted: at 11-10-2008 08:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- keveen at 11-10-2008 10:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Yo'Momma iz so dull, she does things like bulls...

Posted: at 11-10-2008 10:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 11-10-2008 10:44 PM (16 years ago)
Yo mama's so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
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- keveen at 11-10-2008 10:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Yo'momma got big eyes dat, she sees all dat happen on Naijalpals...

Posted: at 11-10-2008 10:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 11-10-2008 10:50 PM (16 years ago)
Yo mama's so ugly she tried to take a bath nd the water jumped out!
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- at 11-10-2008 10:51 PM (16 years ago)
Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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- keveen at 11-10-2008 10:52 PM (16 years ago)
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Yo'momma's tommy is so large, she never gets her fill...

Posted: at 11-10-2008 10:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 11-10-2008 10:53 PM (16 years ago)
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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- keveen at 11-10-2008 10:56 PM (16 years ago)
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Yo'momma's so dirty, she only baths once a year!

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- blackberryPearl at 12-10-2008 01:20 AM (16 years ago)
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yo' mama is so dumb, she was locked in a grocery store, and starved to death
Posted: at 12-10-2008 01:20 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sizzle at 13-10-2008 09:49 PM (16 years ago)
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yo mama is so ugly that when she saw my face she got plastic surgery to look just like sizzle!!

Posted: at 13-10-2008 09:49 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- keveen at 14-10-2008 12:10 AM (16 years ago)
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Yo'momma iz so ugly, she looks just like Sizzle!  Tongue

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- -SoChiMa- at 24-10-2008 08:04 PM (16 years ago)
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yo momma so old she farts dust
Posted: at 24-10-2008 08:04 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- keveen at 25-10-2008 02:15 AM (16 years ago)
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Yo momma's so weird, she dunt knoe her age!

Posted: at 25-10-2008 02:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DarkCoco at 25-10-2008 04:47 AM (16 years ago)
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Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned

Posted: at 25-10-2008 04:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sizzle at 26-10-2008 04:15 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: keveen on 14-10-2008 12:10 AM
Yo'momma iz so ugly, she looks just like Sizzle!  Tongue

thats evil!!!

yo momma is so ugly that no one would marry her and cos keveen is so DESPERATE he did instead

Posted: at 26-10-2008 04:15 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- keveen at 29-10-2008 01:48 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sizzle on 26-10-2008 04:15 PM
Quote from: keveen on 14-10-2008 12:10 AM
Yo'momma iz so ugly, she looks just like Sizzle!  Tongue

thats evil!!!

yo momma is so ugly that no one would marry her and cos keveen is so DESPERATE he did instead

Phrrrrrrrt! naah



Posted: at 29-10-2008 01:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Don_Pedro at 2-02-2009 02:24 PM (16 years ago)
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your momma is so dumb she got hit by a packed car
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- Don_Pedro at 2-02-2009 02:27 PM (16 years ago)
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your momma is so smart she wears shin-guards to play table tennis
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- Don_Pedro at 2-02-2009 02:31 PM (16 years ago)
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your momma is so ugly she can eat a banana sideways
Posted: at 2-02-2009 02:31 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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