I need answers to these silly questions

Date: 09-03-2011 9:00 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Ikongshul Godwin Ashima
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- at 9-03-2011 09:00 PM (13 years ago)
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If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

Is it OK to use the a.m. radio after noon?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle before lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypads of drive-up ATM's?

Why is that when you transport something by car it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown?


Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Posted: at 9-03-2011 09:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Abolore05 at 9-03-2011 09:18 PM (13 years ago)
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incase u forgot,
this is a JOKE FORUM not a classroom, go back to school
u will find ur answers without even asking d question
 Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 9-03-2011 09:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 9-03-2011 09:57 PM (13 years ago)
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peeping

Posted: at 9-03-2011 09:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 9-03-2011 11:05 PM (13 years ago)
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And I catch u......

Posted: at 9-03-2011 11:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 9-03-2011 11:12 PM (13 years ago)
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So na u dey monitor me like dat?

Posted: at 9-03-2011 11:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 9-03-2011 11:17 PM (13 years ago)
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why I no go monitor u? Hw u go jt come here begin dey peep, abi dem send u?

Posted: at 9-03-2011 11:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 9-03-2011 11:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  9-03-2011 11:17 PM
why I no go monitor u? Hw u go jt come here begin dey peep, abi dem send u?

No b me get myself  abi na u go tell me wetin I go do?

Posted: at 9-03-2011 11:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 9-03-2011 11:52 PM (13 years ago)
Ashima,you call the questions silly ,
so the answer na any silly thing that come from you when  
you dey silly, like the time you post this thing Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-03-2011 11:52 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 10-03-2011 12:11 AM (13 years ago)
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LMAO!!!

Posted: at 10-03-2011 12:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 10-03-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago)
saw you seeing
Posted: at 10-03-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 10-03-2011 12:25 PM (13 years ago)
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talk God you know they are really silly. abeg make i just waka jegejegely

Posted: at 10-03-2011 12:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 10-03-2011 12:29 PM (13 years ago)
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2 long abeg summerize am, na nyt sch me go
Posted: at 10-03-2011 12:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 10-03-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago)
Read am again ,you go understand,
Na night school poster go too, Grin
Posted: at 10-03-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 10-03-2011 02:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol!!

Posted: at 10-03-2011 02:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ashima at 10-03-2011 02:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Una una Una.......
Posted: at 10-03-2011 02:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 10-03-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Wetin?Huh?Huh?Huh???/

Posted: at 10-03-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ashima at 10-03-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago)
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II just tire for some people here
Posted: at 10-03-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 10-03-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago)
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If u don tire abeg try tube too....

Posted: at 10-03-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ashima at 10-03-2011 03:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on 10-03-2011 03:01 PM
If u don tire abeg try tube too....
Tubeless
Posted: at 10-03-2011 03:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 10-03-2011 06:05 PM (13 years ago)
Like your belle abi? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-03-2011 06:05 PM (13 years ago) |
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