THE PROF

Date: 20-11-2008 11:08 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Agbara Kelechi
- at 20-11-2008 11:08 PM (16 years ago)
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A professor was to travel to a nearby town, and d only way there is thru a canoe. he boarded a canoe and on his way decided to lecture the youngman paddling d canoe. he saw a huge mountain and asked d youngman " do u know anything about geography", the youngman answered and said no. D prof replied and said "then am sorry u hav jus lost 25% of ur life". still on his journey he looked up and saw the stars, and asked d youngman again, "do u know anything about astrology", the yougman answered and said no. the prof replied and said "then am sorry u hav jus lost 50% of ur life". the prof then noticed the calmness of the river and liked it. he the asked the youngman "do u know anything about oceanography", the youngman answered frustratingly and said no. the prof replied and said "then sorry u hav lost 75% of ur life". all of a sudden, there cam a storm, and d boat was about to turn-over, the youngman this time asked the prof, "do u know anything about swimming", the prof said no. the youngman replied and said "then sorry u hav lost 100% of ur life", and he jumped into the river and swam for his dear remaining 25% of his life.

Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:08 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- Toks-E at 20-11-2008 11:15 PM (16 years ago)
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not reli funny but its cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:15 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 10:09 AM (16 years ago)
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Funny... Keep it up...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 21-11-2008 10:55 AM (16 years ago)
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...phylosophically funny
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:55 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 21-11-2008 08:47 PM (16 years ago)
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lol (oga gan o oooooooooooooo)
Posted: at 21-11-2008 08:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 09:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Very very very fuuunnnnnnnyy
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 09:53 PM (16 years ago)
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VERY OLD SCHOOL!!!
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 11:31 PM (16 years ago)
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How? Huh? Shocked
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 12:05 AM (16 years ago)
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 Nice try. Really funny!
Posted: at 22-11-2008 12:05 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sababy4eva at 21-05-2011 02:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice one.....kip it up Smiley
Posted: at 21-05-2011 02:22 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- KINGJHOE at 21-05-2011 02:24 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehehehe
Posted: at 21-05-2011 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-05-2011 02:41 PM (13 years ago)
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 21-11-2008 11:31 PM
How? Huh? Shocked

e don long them post this joke for this forum,
many many times them put am here ,we don
read am tire self abegii next pb4 Grin
Posted: at 21-05-2011 02:41 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 21-05-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago)
him don hear Amebo
Posted: at 21-05-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago) |
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