THE PASTOR'S ASS

Date: 11-03-2011 5:24 am (13 years ago) | Author: olsmyls
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- at 11-03-2011 05:24 AM (13 years ago)
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A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased  with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor  not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.     This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the  donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local  paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS  BEST ASS IN TOWN.     The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the  donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10     Again, this was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the  donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE     The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring  you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.  So be yourself and  enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot  happier and live longer!

Posted: at 11-03-2011 05:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- terryworld at 11-03-2011 06:14 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahaha lol
Posted: at 11-03-2011 06:14 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-03-2011 07:04 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-03-2011 07:04 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 11-03-2011 08:01 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:01 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 11-03-2011 08:43 AM (13 years ago)
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una dey hear Huh? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- estilizo at 11-03-2011 08:44 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 11-03-2011 10:41 AM (13 years ago)
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PB4..... Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 10:41 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 11-03-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 11-03-2011 10:47 AM
i know say u must talk PB4
are you asking me? i DON'T think so... Undecided
Posted: at 11-03-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 11-03-2011 10:52 AM (13 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 11-03-2011 10:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 11-03-2011 10:59 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheree on 11-03-2011 10:52 AM
passing
passing everytime...
come oo.. this your husband no dey go work at-all?... abi him no fit stand up from that him sleeping position? Undecided
Posted: at 11-03-2011 10:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 11-03-2011 11:33 AM (13 years ago)
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la lolo
Posted: at 11-03-2011 11:33 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Propellaswaggs at 11-03-2011 11:34 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-03-2011 11:34 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 11-03-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-03-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 11-03-2011 11:38 AM (13 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 11-03-2011 11:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 11-03-2011 12:16 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 12:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 11-03-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago)
Abolore Ass no worry and stress  Grin
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- chicanorose at 11-03-2011 12:55 PM (13 years ago)
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true talk
Posted: at 11-03-2011 12:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Evanical at 11-03-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Na bishop wey cary hand kil en self too much parasitamul 4 anda persin parlava.
Posted: at 11-03-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- honphilip at 11-03-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago)
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE. ITS A WISE WAY OF ADVISE KEEP IT UP.
Posted: at 11-03-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 11-03-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
thank you my brada ,
Yes i dey wise well well,
and i go dey  give una
only wise advice no foolish one.
thanks again . Wink
Posted: at 11-03-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago) |
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