Looking for sex

Date: 21-11-2008 7:20 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Green Genius for Life
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- at 21-11-2008 07:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Please frankly and seriously consider this thre articles and give the best opinion. Angry

1.What Not To Name Your Dog

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mineSex.

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.

Posted: at 21-11-2008 07:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- herdeysohjy at 21-11-2008 07:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 21-11-2008 07:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 07:41 PM (15 years ago)
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why?
Posted: at 21-11-2008 07:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 10:53 PM (15 years ago)
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NOT NEW Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 10:55 PM (15 years ago)
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But its mine...mine mine Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 10:58 PM (15 years ago)
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1.What Not To Name Your Dog

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mineSex.

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:58 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 10:59 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm...fattony..what shall i say unto thee Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 10:59 PM (15 years ago)
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oops wanted to share with my co-workers funny rolf lamo
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:59 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 11:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 21-11-2008 10:59 PM
hmmmmmmmmm...fattony..what shall i say unto thee Grin


this i not mine was a mistake..just want to share the fun..
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:00 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 11:00 PM (15 years ago)
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oh so how did you made a clangorous stuff
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 11:04 PM (15 years ago)
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my guys u wan take english kill me...lol i just want some time not spare.. not too much tho
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:04 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 11:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok u got it..all yours
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 23-11-2008 06:53 AM (15 years ago)
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huh grin..  ur Sex life story is quite pathetic... :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 23-11-2008 06:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Tsheund at 23-11-2008 08:54 AM (15 years ago)
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It's a nice story keep it up
Posted: at 23-11-2008 08:54 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 23-11-2008 01:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 21-11-2008 10:55 PM
But its mine...mine mine Grin
PROVE IT!!! Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2008 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOCKIESS at 24-11-2008 10:21 AM (15 years ago)
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REZI impersonator malpractice manger
Posted: at 24-11-2008 10:21 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- freak at 24-11-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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i dont believe your folk man. jst...........
Posted: at 24-11-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 24-11-2008 04:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: HOCKIESS on 24-11-2008 10:21 AM
REZI impersonator malpractice manger


ojoro guy for complete the stuff

Rezi love ojoro pas im girl

Posted: at 24-11-2008 04:44 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- grin_genius4lif at 24-11-2008 07:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 23-11-2008 06:53 AM
huh grin..  ur Sex life story is quite pathetic... :'( :'( :'(

dont cry...at least its not water, gas or light bill  Grin

Rezi..u say i should prove it...i will only prove if you can prove any single iota of your jokes are self composed  Cool
Posted: at 24-11-2008 07:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeybabe at 24-11-2008 09:05 PM (15 years ago)
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great
Posted: at 24-11-2008 09:05 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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