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Posted: at 21-11-2008 07:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

NOT NEW

Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

1.What Not To Name Your Dog

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mineSex.

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.

Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:58 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

oops wanted to share with my co-workers funny rolf lamo

Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:59 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ok u got it..all yours

Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

It's a nice story keep it up

Posted: at 23-11-2008 08:54 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 24-11-2008 10:21 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 24-11-2008 04:44 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

great

Posted: at 24-11-2008 09:05 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie