COURTESY !!

Date: 21-03-2011 3:14 pm (13 years ago) | Author: jackson dodo
- at 21-03-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago)
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An 86yr old man walked into a crowded hospital reception and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor For today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that!"
"Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further
with the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
 "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter

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- at 21-03-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago)
Another yeye joke,
poster i hope you no be yeye open yeye
Posted: at 21-03-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 21-03-2011 03:43 PM (13 years ago)
checked
Posted: at 21-03-2011 03:43 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Propellaswaggs at 21-03-2011 03:52 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahhhahahahahahahahahha, this is funi i must confess,
Posted: at 21-03-2011 03:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 21-03-2011 03:53 PM (13 years ago)
for church
Posted: at 21-03-2011 03:53 PM (13 years ago) |
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- omotoyosolabisi at 21-03-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 21-03-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-03-2011 05:28 PM (13 years ago)
open that mouth now
Posted: at 21-03-2011 05:28 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 21-03-2011 05:29 PM (13 years ago)
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passing.........
Posted: at 21-03-2011 05:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-03-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago)
stop there or...........................
Posted: at 21-03-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 21-03-2011 05:44 PM (13 years ago)
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or u no go do anytin
Posted: at 21-03-2011 05:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-03-2011 05:45 PM (13 years ago)
or i kiss you and.......................................
Posted: at 21-03-2011 05:45 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 21-03-2011 05:52 PM (13 years ago)
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and u go run mad......
Posted: at 21-03-2011 05:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-03-2011 05:55 PM (13 years ago)
wetin you put for mouth?
abi you carry village juju?
Posted: at 21-03-2011 05:55 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 21-03-2011 06:15 PM (13 years ago)
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No talk say i no warn u ohh!!
Posted: at 21-03-2011 06:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-03-2011 06:20 PM (13 years ago)
i hear you,
but i will over kiss you more
Posted: at 21-03-2011 06:20 PM (13 years ago) |
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- sandra-marbel at 22-03-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago)
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SHEBI SHE GO BE UR WOMAN..THIS ONE U WAN FORCE KISS HER? EMEJURU EMEJURU EMEJURU... HOW MANY TIMES I CALL U?Y U DEY FORM HITMAN? TELL US UR INTENTIONS TOWARDS THE YOUNG PRETTY LADY...U NEED WIFE COZ UR WAHALA DON TOO MUCH. GO MARRY MAKE WE START FROM THERE TO TACKLE UR YEYE PROBLEM Smiley
Posted: at 22-03-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 22-03-2011 12:52 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- Deffney at 22-03-2011 12:52 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 22-03-2011 12:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 23-03-2011 12:04 AM (13 years ago)
Quote from: sandra-marbel on 22-03-2011 12:40 PM
SHEBI SHE GO BE UR WOMAN..THIS ONE U WAN FORCE KISS HER? EMEJURU EMEJURU EMEJURU... HOW MANY TIMES I CALL U?Y U DEY FORM HITMAN? TELL US UR INTENTIONS TOWARDS THE YOUNG PRETTY LADY...U NEED WIFE COZ UR WAHALA DON TOO MUCH. GO MARRY MAKE WE START FROM THERE TO TACKLE UR YEYE PROBLEM Smiley

you go go see carpenter to remove the nail
wey block your head yeye fowl . Angry
Posted: at 23-03-2011 12:04 AM (13 years ago) |
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