Ten laws of computing

Date: 22-03-2011 11:14 am (13 years ago) | Author: Isaiah Edem
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1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.

4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.


Posted: at 22-03-2011 11:14 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- chicanorose at 22-03-2011 11:25 AM (13 years ago)
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this one na YOKE abi na ADVICE?Huh?Huh?Huh??

Posted: at 22-03-2011 11:25 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandra-marbel at 22-03-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago)
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UR STUPIDITY DON DEY PASS BOUNDRY  OOOO. SHEBI U DON DEY COMPETE WITH GUCCI WHO SABI POST NONSENSE PASS..M GA ELEBARA GI ANYA OOO
Posted: at 22-03-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Destinytalks at 22-03-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago)
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God help mi sha, abi ah miss road?, ehn na, na yokes jokes forum ah dey na
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- Fashalyn at 22-03-2011 12:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sandra-marbel on 22-03-2011 12:35 PM
UR STUPIDITY DON DEY PASS BOUNDRY  OOOO. SHEBI U DON DEY COMPETE WITH GUCCI WHO SABI POST NONSENSE PASS..M GA ELEBARA GI ANYA OOO
LMAO!!!

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- Fashalyn at 22-03-2011 12:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Now i see why terry dey vex, jt imagine dis kind thing now.
Bia poster dis one na yoke abi na wetin?

Posted: at 22-03-2011 12:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 22-03-2011 12:54 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmm

Posted: at 22-03-2011 12:54 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 22-03-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago)
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na wetin be dis Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 22-03-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 22-03-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago)
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i no no ask am

Posted: at 22-03-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 22-03-2011 01:29 PM (13 years ago)
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NA VOKE Angry
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- Destinytalks at 22-03-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago)
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OVOKO!!!!!!!na im dis 1 b
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- chicanorose at 22-03-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago)
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the guy dey try for his other post sha, but e over phyuk up for this one

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- kani_mendez at 22-03-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago)
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- chicanorose at 22-03-2011 03:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 22-03-2011 03:28 PM
he needs enkoragment

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poster na u try pass

Posted: at 22-03-2011 03:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 22-03-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago)
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enkorag am Grin

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