LOGICAL AND MATHEMATICAL

Date: 08-01-2008 3:15 am (16 years ago) | Author: SEXY FINEBOY
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- at 8-01-2008 03:15 AM (16 years ago)
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There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one
was known as Sister Logical (SL). It was getting dark and they were
still far away from the convent.

SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants."

SL: "It's logical. He wants to rape us."

SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the
most? What can we do?"

SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster."

SM: "It's not working."

SL: "Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing.
He started to walk faster, too."

SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
minute."

SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way
and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrived at the convent and was worried about
what had happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrived.

SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!"

SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
both, so he followed me."

SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"

SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I
could and he started to run as fast as he could."

SM: "And?"

SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."

SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"

SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."

SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"

SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."

SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"

SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
faster than man with his pants down."

Posted: at 8-01-2008 03:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Vixenx at 9-01-2008 06:35 PM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 9-01-2008 06:35 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orilanda at 10-01-2008 06:21 AM (16 years ago)
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you really killed it with this one.... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-01-2008 06:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 10-01-2008 07:42 AM (16 years ago)
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killed the nun
Posted: at 10-01-2008 07:42 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orilanda at 10-01-2008 07:46 AM (16 years ago)
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drilled the nun
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- myragonza at 10-01-2008 07:47 AM (16 years ago)
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tipdrill the nun
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- Vixenx at 10-01-2008 11:30 AM (16 years ago)
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grilled chicken sandwich
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- myragonza at 10-01-2008 05:34 PM (16 years ago)
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grillz for the nun
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- Vixenx at 10-01-2008 08:14 PM (16 years ago)
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let me see ya grillz.......daddy
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- myragonza at 15-01-2008 10:07 AM (16 years ago)
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fish gills
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- orilanda at 15-01-2008 06:52 PM (16 years ago)
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gizzard
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- myragonza at 16-01-2008 06:06 AM (16 years ago)
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blizzard
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- Vixenx at 16-01-2008 04:05 PM (16 years ago)
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lizzard
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- myragonza at 17-01-2008 06:39 AM (16 years ago)
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wizard
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- Vixenx at 17-01-2008 05:40 PM (16 years ago)
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pussard Grin
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- orilanda at 17-01-2008 10:40 PM (16 years ago)
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so sad
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- Vixenx at 18-01-2008 12:28 AM (16 years ago)
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saddam
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- myragonza at 18-01-2008 06:09 AM (16 years ago)
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modem
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- Vixenx at 18-01-2008 08:24 PM (16 years ago)
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madam
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- myragonza at 19-01-2008 06:35 AM (16 years ago)
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