Two boys named Kube and Oscar, aged 8 and 10 are very mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know that if anything goes wrong in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The parents are doing everything possible to discipline the boys but to no avail.
The mother has heard that their is a pastor in town and that pastor is successful in disciplining children, so she asks if the pastor could speak with her boys. The pastor agrees, but asks to see the boys individually.
The mother sends Kube, the 8 year old in the morning with Oscar, the older boy scheduled to see the pastor in the afternoon. The pastor, a huge man with a deep voice sits Kube on the chair and asks, "Do you know where God is, son?" Kube sits there, blank headed, opens his mouth but does not respond. The pastor repeats his question with a sterner voice: "Where is GOD?" Again the boy makes no attempt to answer but remains amazed. The pastor raised his voice and asked again, "WHERE IS GOD?!"
At that, the boy screams and runs from the chair, out of the pastor's house, runs directly home and into their bedroom and dives under his bed, breathing heavily. His elder brother Oscar, comes to the room and finds Kube under the bed and asks, "What happened?"
Kube, gasping for breath, replied: "Oscar, we are in very big trouble this time! GOD is missing, and they think we did it..!!!"
The mother has heard that their is a pastor in town and that pastor is successful in disciplining children, so she asks if the pastor could speak with her boys. The pastor agrees, but asks to see the boys individually.
The mother sends Kube, the 8 year old in the morning with Oscar, the older boy scheduled to see the pastor in the afternoon. The pastor, a huge man with a deep voice sits Kube on the chair and asks, "Do you know where God is, son?" Kube sits there, blank headed, opens his mouth but does not respond. The pastor repeats his question with a sterner voice: "Where is GOD?" Again the boy makes no attempt to answer but remains amazed. The pastor raised his voice and asked again, "WHERE IS GOD?!"
At that, the boy screams and runs from the chair, out of the pastor's house, runs directly home and into their bedroom and dives under his bed, breathing heavily. His elder brother Oscar, comes to the room and finds Kube under the bed and asks, "What happened?"
Kube, gasping for breath, replied: "Oscar, we are in very big trouble this time! GOD is missing, and they think we did it..!!!"
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