4 Things Women Do That Freak Men Out! (Page 2)

Date: 25-03-2011 1:07 pm (13 years ago) | Author: yuki agho
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- xena15 at 25-03-2011 05:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Adikpe on 25-03-2011 04:03 PM
We dey, but this post no enter at all!
hehehe

Posted: at 25-03-2011 05:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yukicares4u at 25-03-2011 05:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 25-03-2011 05:31 PM
Quote from: Adikpe on 25-03-2011 04:03 PM
We dey, but this post no enter at all!

hahahaha...dude...dnt tell me u dnt ve the patience to read... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2011 05:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sobeit at 25-03-2011 05:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: yukicares4u on 25-03-2011 05:24 PM
Quote from: sobeit on 25-03-2011 05:19 PM
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Quote from: sobeit on 25-03-2011 04:06 PM
will come back for the reading,let me look for my glasses..
LOL COME BACK HERE @SOBEIT  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
i'm back with my glasses.. Cheesy Cheesy well i don't think i have any reason to disagree with those 4 points..just disagree on the explanation of the control aspect...it all depends,cuz i detest control freaks! and it get nothing to do with wisdom. a control freak is always a control freak regardless of her wisdom..even an illiterates are also control freaks,in fact some are worst in some cases.
lol @sobeit...even an illiterates are also control freaks... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Grin Grin Grin  i'm not kidding ooo!!if you see the way they embarrass their boyfriend in public,you will feel pity for the poor dude  involved.you know..in the case of an intelligent lady(though some) they will behave until they arrive home b4 they spark like a mad woman on the loose  Grin Grin lol
Posted: at 25-03-2011 05:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yukicares4u at 25-03-2011 06:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sobeit on 25-03-2011 05:49 PM
Quote from: yukicares4u on 25-03-2011 05:24 PM
Quote from: sobeit on 25-03-2011 05:19 PM
Quote from: sobeit on 25-03-2011 05:18 PM
Quote from: yukicares4u on 25-03-2011 04:56 PM
Quote from: sobeit on 25-03-2011 04:06 PM
will come back for the reading,let me look for my glasses..
LOL COME BACK HERE @SOBEIT  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
i'm back with my glasses.. Cheesy Cheesy well i don't think i have any reason to disagree with those 4 points..just disagree on the explanation of the control aspect...it all depends,cuz i detest control freaks! and it get nothing to do with wisdom. a control freak is always a control freak regardless of her wisdom..even an illiterates are also control freaks,in fact some are worst in some cases.
lol @sobeit...even an illiterates are also control freaks... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Grin Grin Grin  i'm not kidding ooo!!if you see the way they embarrass their boyfriend in public,you will feel pity for the poor dude  involved.you know..in the case of an intelligent lady(though some) they will behave until they arrive home b4 they spark like a mad woman on the loose  Grin Grin lol
  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin dude u ve got a point thr oooo  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2011 06:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickki at 26-03-2011 02:14 AM (13 years ago)
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pls when u're ready read out this story paper for me............................too long.
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- deboalabi262 at 26-03-2011 02:33 AM (13 years ago)
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2 long....

Posted: at 26-03-2011 02:33 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- okwas at 26-03-2011 04:52 AM (13 years ago)
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U DON TALK AM,WE WILL ANSWER U LATTER OKEY
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- kenchucks at 26-03-2011 05:56 AM (13 years ago)
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HOW TO KEEP YOUR MAN WELL AWAY FROM CALL GIRLS


Every driver that wants an accident-free trip must drive safely, have a good car, know his road signals, have good driving skills and be a very good observer. This is also true with sex in marriage because marital sex is a journey and not to be done in a rush; sex in marriage really makes marriage what it is.



Those who want to succeed in marriage give their sex life a lot of attention. What makes marriage different from every other relationship is sex. When couples play down on their sex life, marital destruction is inevitable. Any spouse that does not see sex as something needful, legitimate, delightful and pleasurable might soon be ‘replaced.’ For no reason must a spouse ‘beg’ or ‘plead’ for sex from the other partner. Rather, sex should be mutually given at all times.



Do you know that the nervous system in the human body is connected to the sex organs, and every segxwally-deprived husband or wife will naturally be nervous? While this does not only lead to anger and tension, it increases the stress level of such individual. Everything must not be the way you want it. The opposite of selfishness is self-denial. When you take any segxwal decision, not minding the consequence on your spouse, you are digging a grave for the union. Always put yourself in your spouse’s shoes. So, in this series, we shall be studying six reasons married men run into the arms of ‘call girls,’ regardless of the fact that they are successfully married.



Reason one: The desire for adventure, exploration and wild-lovemaking drives many married men into the arms of ‘call girls.’ From childhood until date, there is one thing that is universal to the human race and that is the desire or taste for ‘something new,’ desire ‘change.’ The best way some married men fight monotony and boredom is to go out to see what is happening ‘elsewhere.’ If you will all agree with me, there is really no difference in the female segxwal organ. The Bosom , honeypot and buttocks of the wife at home is the same at the market place and all over the continent. Nevertheless, the differences seen in the same material coming out as different products ‘of class’ is in the freshness, packaging, style, skill, approach, cleverness, expertise, method, fashion and colour. When sex between couples is always in the same place, with the same nightdress on the same bed in the same position, it does not only become tasteless, but outdated.



Wife, when your innovation level is zero, lifeless and sex had become a dull non-erotic obligatory routine-duty that must be carried out, your husband is secretly looking for a way out. Don’t be predictable: make a conscious effort to dish out pleasant surprises, just as you dish out difference type of meals, stew and soup. Let your sex timetable consist of African, China, French and intercontinental dishes.



Stay sexy for your husband: don’t take him for granted; encourage his segxwal advances and exploitations. Invest in some sexy lingerie that flatter your figure and shape. Wear his favourite perfume that you know always turns him on when you are in the mood for sex so when he gets a whiff of it, he knows the next action to take. Men love subtle seduction. Husbands are visual and are attracted to what they see. Wear an attractive ‘G’ string and sit opposite him and just open your legs slowly, innocently and seductively, or lie seductively naked in an unusual position that is irresistible for him.



Add some spontaneity to your sex and romance. Jump at your husband when he least expects it. Have sex at unusual times and places; treat him to an erotic set-up, flirt and laugh with your spouse. Having a great sense of humour is a good recipe for a healthy sex bed. It is disastrous for a wife to always lie like a log of wood and wait for her husband to make the first move. Ninety per cent of married men love to see their wives take segxwal initiative and be in charge. It sends erotic feelings down their spine and opens up their wallet to sign any cheque.



Reason two: They hate the same style of sex. For a change tonight, lie on your back with a pillow under your head, your legs in the air as straight and high as possible. While kneeling (his chest at your calves), your husband can push your legs to one side slightly then lean forward, and enter you. He can place his hands on the bed or floor on either side of your upper body for support. Why this will keep him away from the ‘call girls’ is because keeping your legs up high and close together creates a super-tight fit, which means goose-bump-inducing friction for you and your man. And since he is entering you at a slight (about 30 degrees) angle, you both get a down-there sensation that’s very distinct from what you’re used to in the missionary or doggy position. You can take one of his hands to your clitoris for him to stroke while he pumps away, or just lie back, luxuriate in how oh-so-fabulous your body feels, and know that the view of you writhing in ecstasy is also making him howl.



You can experiment with the alternating bending of your knees a bit and opening your legs slightly. With each move, you will both experience a completely different grip and feel. Since the snug fit will loosen a little and the angle of entry will change, mixing things up this way will make your desire seriously take flight.



Alternatively, you can lie on the floor or another flat surface face up, with your legs bent under your thighs and your arms raised straight back over your head. Have your husband lie on top of you face-to-face, his legs straight and his hands gripping either your shoulders or your sides. Once you have squeezed the pose so that it is comfortable for you both, he can penetrate you with wide, circular motions or deep, up-and-down thrusting this will not only erase the ‘call girl’ memories, he will sign off his weekends for you.



Unlike other deep-access positions, this one allows for optimum eye contact, kissing, and touching. He can play with your Bosom s with his hands or tongue, and with your hands above your head, it is up to him to triple your pleasure. With your legs bent under you and your arms straight over your head, your back will naturally be slightly arched. You will find that his penis will reach even deeper delights.



‘Call girls’ are expert when it comes to giving sex in a standing ovation. What stops you from learning the secret ‘trade brand’ of a ‘call girl’ and doing likewise; face your husband, standing with your legs shoulder width apart. Take your left foot and turn it out to the side while keeping your right one facing forward. Have him widen his stance, with his legs about three feet apart, and then ask him to bend his knees ever so slightly. Wrap your arms around his neck and have him put his arms snugly around your lower back. Here is where it gets a little tricky: Pull your right leg up and place your right foot on his left shoulder, keeping your right knee bent. As he slowly enters you, ease into the vertical split by sliding your calf as far up his left shoulder as you comfortably can.



There is a reason husbands are drawn to this style. The flexibility is h-o-t, so, do this one and he will worship you as a sex icon who knows how to stretch segxwal boundaries. Pressing your husband up against a wall will help both of you keep your balance and force him
Posted: at 26-03-2011 05:56 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- mcsimon at 26-03-2011 06:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Ahhh let me pass the question too strong no view yet.
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- Dan_Fulani at 26-03-2011 06:43 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: yukicares4u on 25-03-2011 01:39 PM
So guys let's hear ur views  Cool  Wink Wink

Thank you sista, for the roadmap for understanding women. I do have two questions.
First, why do most women make such poor choices when picking men to love?
It seems like they always pick the worthless, no ambitious types over the good,
hardworking, and respectful ones.
Second, why do some women work very hard to ruin a good relationship by
starting fights and problems in a relationship. Men do not stand a chance most
of the time.

dan fulani
Posted: at 26-03-2011 06:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femsykomgraphic at 26-03-2011 07:06 AM (13 years ago)
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You see woman get Wahalla self... Haaaaaaaaaa, when dem go stop all this their nonsence but the truth is we can't do witout you women cos we need to unload our full tank nd sell to other gas station... for real
Posted: at 26-03-2011 07:06 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- FlyMamacita at 26-03-2011 07:30 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: femsykomgraphic on 26-03-2011 07:06 AM
You see woman get Wahalla self... Haaaaaaaaaa, when dem go stop all this their nonsence but the truth is we can't do witout you women cos we need to unload our full tank nd sell to other gas station... for real
Do u have a woman?
Posted: at 26-03-2011 07:30 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 26-03-2011 07:32 AM (13 years ago)
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@ Poster, i like ur topic...and u r rite for wot u said i guess....Only numba 3

makes me tink...men want us to b independent so dat we can stand on our own feet, but wen d story comes down

we hav not much to say, rite? We have to b submissive, independent and obey...hmmm u tink all of dis goes togeda?
Posted: at 26-03-2011 07:32 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- austineok at 26-03-2011 07:37 AM (13 years ago)
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@poster Reading Mood On Top Gear.
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- austineok at 26-03-2011 07:49 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on 26-03-2011 07:32 AM
@ Poster, i like ur topic...and u r rite for wot u said i guess....Only numba 3

makes me tink...men want us to b independent so dat we can stand on our own feet, but wen d story comes down

we hav not much to say, rite? We have to b submissive, independent and obey...hmmm u tink all of dis goes togeda?

@flymamacita u are 100% right bcos majority of men dnt like dependent women and non submissive type.Anyway wat else do i need nothing more atleast 80%independent,submissive,obedient.   
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- FlyMamacita at 26-03-2011 07:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: austineok on 26-03-2011 07:49 AM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 26-03-2011 07:32 AM
@ Poster, i like ur topic...and u r rite for wot u said i guess....Only numba 3

makes me tink...men want us to b independent so dat we can stand on our own feet, but wen d story comes down

we hav not much to say, rite? We have to b submissive, independent and obey...hmmm u tink all of dis goes togeda?

@flymamacita u are 100% right bcos majority of men dnt like dependent women and non submissive type.Anyway wat else do i need nothing more atleast 80%independent,submissive,obedient.   
Why a man no like a dependent woman? He wants her to b submissive and obedient
but she have to stand on her own 2 feet....can dat go hand in hand ?

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- rational at 26-03-2011 09:04 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Dan_Fulani on 26-03-2011 06:43 AM
Quote from: yukicares4u on 25-03-2011 01:39 PM
So guys let's hear ur views  Cool  Wink Wink

Thank you sista, for the roadmap for understanding women. I do have two questions.
First, why do most women make such poor choices when picking men to love?
It seems like they always pick the worthless, no ambitious types over the good,
hardworking, and respectful ones.
Second, why do some women work very hard to ruin a good relationship by
starting fights and problems in a relationship. Men do not stand a chance most
of the time.

dan fulani

aaah hh dan fulani dan fulani funy shhaa
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- wodiejekwu at 26-03-2011 09:57 AM (13 years ago)
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i luv ur post dear, u've said it all.... but there's one more thing dat rilly puts me off, that's selfishness, some ladies are not ready to make any sacrifice at all.
Posted: at 26-03-2011 09:57 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- austineok at 26-03-2011 10:11 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on 26-03-2011 07:51 AM
Quote from: austineok on 26-03-2011 07:49 AM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 26-03-2011 07:32 AM
@ Poster, i like ur topic...and u r rite for wot u said i guess....Only numba 3

makes me tink...men want us to b independent so dat we can stand on our own feet, but wen d story comes down

we hav not much to say, rite? We have to b submissive, independent and obey...hmmm u tink all of dis goes togeda?

@flymamacita u are 100% right bcos majority of men dnt like dependent women and non submissive type.Anyway wat else do i need nothing more atleast 80%independent,submissive,obedient.   
Why a man no like a dependent woman? He wants her to b submissive and obedient
but she have to stand on her own 2 feet....can dat go hand in hand ?


@fly she need to stand on her own 2 feet....Yes dat can go hand in hand what if something happen to d man then who will take care of her and d kids. Think an wel ooo....
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- Bahceerat at 26-03-2011 10:14 AM (13 years ago)
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too long and quite boring, i cant read dis cos he dey dry, while posting next tym; try to juice it up a bit. Well, it seems to be a good post but i dont av d tym to read this, tak kia.
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